Bob Witch

If bisexual Superman makes kids gay then I sure as shit hope he makes me have x-ray eyes so I don’t have to keep just picturing all of you naked.

Popular Opinion: Bandido shrieking “I speak English you stupid son of a bitch” at MJF is peak wrestling. #AEWDynamite

🚨WE ARE GOING TO BE GIVING AWAY $10,000 IN BETR BUCKS AT SOME POINT TONIGHT🚨 1) Follow @BetrPicks and turn on notifications so you know when it’s happening 2) RT for good luck 🤑 The season of giving has begun 🤝

Only Dwayne can get away with wearing the same dress twice. #WWERAW

9000/10 tweet.

@BelleGenerico_ You are not. I did, in fact, want none.

@NuclearOvreactr Looololol I JUST tweeted about this I was pointing at him the whole time like WITNESS THIS INJURED LEGEND WE DO NOT DESERVE HIM

Seth continuing to sell that chair shot in the background of Cody’s celebration for like 15 full minutes while Owens propped him up was actual God-tier pro wrestling.

Roman chose revenge for something that happened a DECADE ago instead of the hit-and-win over Cody. 10 years is basically 100 in professional wrestling and they went for it anyway. Chef’s Kiss. #WrestleMania

Acknowledge Roman? Let’s acknowledge Seth Rollins’ 18th costume change of the weekend like he’s fuckign Beyoncé ffs. #WrestleMania

Categorize your friends by the ones who cried happy tears for Cody tonight vs the ones who fully touched the void when John Cena jorted his way back into their lives. #WrestleMania

As someone who once wept anytime she saw Taker come out as a youth: some things should stay dead. #WrestleMania

Idk tho can we trust Cody to finish the story when he’s already failed to finish his spray tan. #WrestleMania

Cody is just about the only dude who can get a pass for just tanning the front. #WrestleMania

@Cap_Kaveman That song goes hard.

LOL I really need to pay for Peacock Premium. I’m over here watching what feels like hours of commercials while the rest of you are seeing an incredible hype video featuring music by Paramore this sucks

Snoop Dogg announcing attendance and not reading the numbers as “one, two, to the three, to the fo” hurts me more than Drew immediately losing his belt. #WrestleMania

I’ve shouted “I LITERALLY DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS” every time they mention that man in the drink costume and I think I know how Randy and Kevin feel just walking into work. #WrestleMania

Bubba means Get the Catering Table and it shows. #WrestleMania

Bobby Lashley has a Pixar face. #WrestleMania

lol Drew is going to hollow out Punk and knit him into a kilt for this do we even deserve wrestling. #WrestleMania

I can’t focus on anything but Seth’s exposed ankles why is he the way he is. #WrestleMania