Warren ' Crusty Sparklepants 🎅 ' Smith

@scruffygaynerd Yep ❤️🔥

Would you lather me up? 🧴

@PollSter_Mike1 @TheRealDudja The Birdcage

Excluding, The French Connection 1971, Unforgiven 1992, and Hoosiers 1986, can you name another movie for Gene Hackman?

@nickbot69 I hope they get answers for you soon, Nick. ❤️

Unfortunately no answers tonight. I had an almost two hour episode where my heart rate was not normal so I had to have a friend get me from work. All tests are normal once again. The ER said until I get an “official” diagnosis on what kind of heart rhythm disorder I have…

Back in the ER, went to the Mayo Clinic this time, hoping for some better results 😭

@TheMattGrimes I'm sorry to hear this, Matt. 😟

homeless guy I usually give money to was so excited to see me until I told him I just got laid off 🫠

A #brief update 😘

@Jhinchliffe07 😍

Cheeky haircut 😜🦊

@CumberdickB I really don't see you in a cape, but ME! 👿🤣

Me and who?

Spring morning (Sound up)

just spent 20 min on the phone with my mom bc her friend’s 18yo daughter booked a weekend in fire island pines and it’s somehow my decision if she gets to go or not

That's another day at the office completed, though I return home to another rejection (I seem to be on a streak of those lately) and also some positive news about the acceptance I was worried about (I was worried for nothing)

Huge hail and thunderstorm. This is “cosy cuddle under a blanket” weather. What happened to the sun?

@MASKEDMANIACXXX Trick 'R Treat

Choose Only 1…

@ChrisETeigen ❤️🔥❤️

Based on my weight, I’m at my thiccest ever. How bout dat

@_UsernamesRHard She's so cute! 💕👀💩

Late night grilling buddy

My above ground beds have been infested with hundreds of thousands of roly-polys. They keep eating all my plants 😭

Two years apart