WarpedSpider

Hey @jschlatt nunchuck guy here ;)

All I’m sayin is… sharks are the only thing I got going for me. If they die I die. End of story

@bekimachine I’m the first and last number 😎

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT 🤯

I’m nice goddamnit

Someone said I have a voice of an asshole. I talked to some of my close friends from work. They said it’s because I sound so “ matter of fact.” And I suppose that can be taken badly??

Gn Twitter I used my official first night of non-depression on y’all! See ya tomorrow hopping for great days to come 😎

@Jadeisabosstv Well physics would prevent that but give it the ol’ college try!

I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY, IF I SAW A 5 YEAR OLD COSPLAYING THIS FUCKER ID ROUND HOUSE KICK THEM TO THE FUCKING MOON

Just watching kimbo slice get his ass kicked after he refused to touch gloves in the octagon. If you do that you’re a bitch. Fuck you.

Me rn- it's horny season

Got a Halloween party to go to this year what should I dress up as? Your boyfriend maybe..?

#NewWorld makes me feel like an amazon worker with how I feel like I can’t go to the bathroom. Shits crazy

@SketchyCanadian @Moody_Madds Happy birthday @Moody_Madds

@miss_angeliquew @jasonxanon Can I get some @emotionallyunstablewomen good good or am I just too normal?

Going to an amusement park tomorrow no stream till Saturday after work

@SketchyCanadian @nickcocos328 @Rjosh_XG @mustachedom Wtf 🥺😢

@nickcocos328 Ill do it if @nickcocos328 @Rjosh_XG @mustachedom show and are down for some drinks

One like and @SketchyCanadian has to do a cozy this Saturday

I want to watch cowboy bebop. should I?

@qtcinderella Hope you feel better soon @qtcinderella

Every negative thought in my brain hanging out with each other like

@mustachedom Maybe not a crocodile. Those dinosaurs are tough as hell

I wonder. If trained properly. What the extent of a human who was transported back to the medieval era could accomplish military wise solo.

@psykieXO Irl gaming is a whole other story I miss interpreted it

@WarpedSpider definitely not

trying to prove a point, you meet a girl on tinder and she invites you to play a game is it a date?