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@creedmor665 “Hah, well… To deploy it across the great expanse of the Imperium? Yes, it certainly would be. But, on my ship, I may stock its food stores with whatever I so please. So if I say my men will have noodles and meat, then they shall have it.”

@WarrantOfTrade [ Oh. Right. He forgot to account for that. He was unfamiliar what could have been lost and what wasn't in over 40 millenia of technological and cultural advancement... ] " ...Would it also be more nutritious? But this sounds too good to be true. "

I hear the xenos race at the eastern fringes of the galaxy include a kind of dehydrated noodle pack to their daily rations… hmm, maybe I ought to see if including that in the crew’s meal rotations could improve their disposition…

@creedmor665 “Don’t be silly, the xenos did not invent the idea of dehydrating food. My point is that the Imperium’s standard ration typically only packages meat in this fashion, which we call slab. But including noodles in my ship’s diet will diversify the palate, which will improve morale.”

@WarrantOfTrade " ...we're not adopting their culture by trying to include their diet as part of our own, right? We're merely... uhhh...?? "

@creedmor665 “Oh, I’m sure it has a name, but I do not stop to learn xenos languages. And yes, I know how to reconstitute dried foods…”

@WarrantOfTrade " ...doesn't it have a proper name? I hope you realize it has to be rehydrated into a sort of ehh... soup and not just eaten like a brick. "

／　: 𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 ... 　　 ❝ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺. ❞ #WH40KRP X #MVRP Sᴛᴇᴘ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɪʀ ᴏғ #𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙴

／: 𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗢'𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗘𝗥 ... 　　 ❝ This is not the   pɑrɑdise promised.  But you will conquer it.  For the Tɑu.  For the Greɑter  Good. For your  survivɑl. ❞ #WH40KRP X #MVRP Sᴛᴇᴘ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɪʀ ᴏғ #𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙴

Abelard, announce my return.

Snoring—

@OMNISARCANUM And one that is treating you well, I hope!

@WarrantOfTrade Evening.

Good evening.

Ahem.

"I should move to BluSky" Average BluSky engagement:

“The worst part of the noble houses back home… they’ll be toasting wine glasses to your name in one hand and holding knives to stab your back with the other. You can’t rely on snakes get anything done without a string attached.”

“This is the Lord Captain speaking. I wish to clear up some unsavory rumor which is going around the ship: No, I do not have a death world penal colony to which I exile those who earned my wrath. I poison my enemies.”

What an exhausting day it’s been….! Yet it still feels like nothing productive has been done…

@AZARIAHSEL That is because it is, in fact, not true—

@WarrantOfTrade That feels difficult to believe.

Rumors of the Lord Captain’s participation in weekend salaciousness are entirely untrue and will not be tolerated—