Warren Jay

I’m 6’0 btw

Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

me and @WarrenJayy

it rains and no one in chicago knows how to drive

He really got rich off doing a drill.

i live here 🥺❤️

Don’t come to Chicago during the summer, this sucks, there is a big highway next to this, stay away, save your money, also shootings and horrible things.

racks wont stab my back

@fatpizzza Realistically I’m the only person dumb enough to vote for you so I think you’ll be alright

well there goes my presidential campaign :/

the intimacy of being goofy idiots together

Was really out here sliming shit in his prime years 🐐

@shahbazhatesyou @fatpizzza Wait.. you can be one of the hijackers

@WarrenJayy @fatpizzza I think both of yall should be legally euthanized but whatever

I feel like @fatpizzza & I should throw a party on 9/11 and everyone has to show up dressed as planes

oh it’s going DOWN

@fatpizzza They don’t call us twin towers for nothing.. It’ll be a night they never forget.

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

I love us 🤣

Chicago was Chicagoing today with this weather

75 degrees in Chicago does actually fix you btw

I used to pray he’d come fight my dad any time I got whooped