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Flipside of the atmosphere; ocean acidity has increased 30% since the Industrial Revolution. "Ocean Acidification" #climate #carboncycle.

"The pre-industrial concentration of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere was 280 parts per million (ppm). As of December 2016, 404.93 ppm."

Today, the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is higher than at any time in the last 650,000 years. #climate

Twitter seems to thinks I should follow Eminem. Doesn't it know I'm straight up east coast?! #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

From up here you people really do look like ants. Smug little two legged ants. #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

Woah, Bob Barker AND Oprah are gone? #ThingsILearnedOnMandatoryBreak #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

It is the 24 hour anniversary... Never Forget (via reddit) i.imgur.com/7kDXs.jpg #earthquake #dcquake

I would say my reaction was somewhere between Iris the Oragutan and the Prezwalski’s horses. nationalzoo.si.edu/SCBI/AnimalCar… #earthquake #dcquake

I think the earthquake messed up some phone lines because I keep getting calls for some guy named Phil McRakin #dcquake Washington Monument

Waiting for my exam to start. They're taking their sweet ti... Moooon Riiiver! #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

Sounds like I'm getting some time off. Time to get through all those Steve Wilkos Shows on my DVR. #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

Don't worry ladies, I might be cracked but I'm still 555 feet of rock hard love. #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument Crack

Where is that anti-aging facial groupon when you need it? #earthquake #dcquake

I guess I'm not black. :( urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter… #earthquake #dcquake

Anyone up for a drink? flickr.com/photos/caseorg… #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

Enough about me, I want to know which way Brett Favre is leaning. #earthquake #dcquake Washington Monument

I'm a little worried 'cause you know, crack kills. I always thought that just applied to plumbers though. #earthquake Washington Monument

Come on baby, don't take all this "closed indefinitely" talk so seriously. Let's just call it "taking a break" from each other. #earthquake

I'm available for interviews. One rule: no close ups. RT @todayshow @nbcwashington Cracks Discovered in Washington Monument #earthquake

Looks like they found cracks in me. That's cracks, with an "s"... I'm looking at you Charlie Sheen. #dcquake Washington Monument