Wastrel

Nope, definitely not buying anymore Fortnite outfits... And then I see this one 🤦‍♂️

@AlphaDivine1 I can try... 🥹

You cant imagine how sweaty this latex gets. Yay for summer 🌞

@AlphaDivine1 *gulps* 🫣

This is big, isn't it?

Link has a top tip for other cats he'd like to share... "Don't bring a dead field mouse home at 4am for your human. Use a live one instead. The results are far funnier".

@AlphaDivine1 Stunning 😍

Being outside in latex is much better when it's warm.

@AlphaDivine1 😳

@Wastrel57 I think I could make it work. You'd definitely fit in

I should get a BMW - shouldn't I

@AlphaDivine1 Sounds fair 👍

You work hard, so I don't have to.

@AlphaDivine1 I always look cute, I just happen to look more cute when you shove things in my mouth. Erm, probably...

Thinking of how cute you look when you suck my toes.

@AlphaDivine1 Hopefully none, but with them? 🤷‍♀️ Might as well roll a D12 rather than guess 😔

Let's make a poll. How many times will twitter ban my account in May?

@AlphaDivine1 We try... 🥹

My good boys, all doing their best for me. In every way 🤍

@AlphaDivine1 Yay! Welcome back, yet again 🤗

Third times a charm 🙄

@AlphaDivine1 I'd love to, my Goddess 👅🥹

Why don't you run your tongue along there.

@AlphaDivine1 @EnglishMansion Awesome 🖤

Fun times at @EnglishMansion

@AlphaDivine1 Totally. It also says "stunning Goddess who must be worshipped" 🖤

Does it say cute, but still bites when asked nicely?

Hmm... What to wear this afternoon? 🤔

@AlphaDivine1 At your feet, worshipping 🥹 Love that shot Goddess. Stunning 🖤

You know your place. Don't you

@AlphaDivine1 It's totally epic 👊 My favourite place 😊

Sometimes I sit here and think. I own a dungeon, and then I realise how epic that is.

@AlphaDivine1 Yeah, the posts in my "for you" tab are usually quite dire. I'm only on Twitter to follow you 😂 Does anyone have any joy with Bluesky?

I don't even know if there's any point with Twitter now 🤷

@AlphaDivine1 Looks amazing. Such a lucky little one.

Human furniture.