jess 🎈

nobody bother him he’s exactly where he wants to be #hollanov

i don’t care if you’re gay just shoot on the power play

if brady tkachuk knew what a book was he’d be fuming

life is hard when you always have a plus one in the form of an annoying blond dude #heatedrivalry #shadowhunters

do yall fw femmes that are autistic and slightly off-putting

my sweet queb girl just forgot that drinking age is diff in quebec vs BC but we will have these auramaxxed pics forever

I am not interested in men policing women’s interests. Not now. Not ever. Every time women enjoy something loudly, publicly, collectively, it gets labeled hysteria, mass psychosis, delusion, obsession. Romance? “Brain rot.” K-pop? “Cult behavior.” Gay romance? “Mental illness.”

chasing auston matthews down the streets of toronto with a hammer

the money i would pay to watch her beat the shit out of jack hughes

it’s because you’re always on that damn spectrum

they invented the movie theater to keep me docile

MARNER!!!!!!! WHEW

I proudly stand with my nation's cheating curlers

I AM SAAAAAAT

whimsy runs through my veins while rage creeps through my bones

If they don’t cast the biggest dilf to ever do it as Dalinar throw the whole show away

In my Eddie Kaspbrak era (wasting away my 20s for my 40s lore)

he’s so endearing to me because i’m also this annoying