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If anything ever happens to the guy that does the voice for Cookie Monster...I can sleep at night knowing we have Dikembe Mutumbo as backup.

NOBODY is more happy to see these Diddy headlines than Will Smith. NOBODY!

Come on over to threads I’m @watchj over there too… Elon don’t want us to be great over here @watchj" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">threads.net/@watchj

For the record… Chris Rock handled the punch waaaaay better than he handled the punchline.

Chris Rock should be thankful for the slap tho… a punch from the dude that played Ali woulda been NIGHT NIGHT.

There are about to be a lot of people that survived a whole pandemic but died falling off a stack of milk crates…

Doc Rivers bout to be on TNT next season sitting between Kenny and Chuck.

@ShibaRussell @SwirlFilm @tvonetv Thank you @ShibaRussell … appreciate ya 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Three weeks before his death, legendary rapper DMX sat down for his final interview with Atlanta production company @SwirlFilm; the team behind @tvonetv’s ‘Uncensored.’ My interview with Co-Executive Producer @WatchJ coming up. Part one of the final interview airs on Sun at 8pm.

When you fall DOWN some stairs… everybody runs over to help you… but for some reason when you fall UP some stairs people just step back and just watch you die. It’s ok @joebiden we’ve all been there

We didn’t cancel Kirk Franklin for saying he loved porn...he def ain’t getting canceled for cursing his GROWN, 33 year old son out…& that’s on “Melodies from Heaven”. My mom cursed me out last Sunday for not choosing the 2hr delivery on her Instacart order…I ain’t record it tho

Black Women are currently winning the super bowl pre show… Alicia Keys, H.E.R. and Jasmine ALL wrecked shop

Was that David Banner doing interpretive dancingon the field during H.E.R.’s performance?

They kicked Trump off @Spotify... do you know how bad it’s gotta be for Spotify to be like... “You can listen to the Beatles wherever you want to Mr Trump... but you can’t do it here again... EVER”

I guess Trump has to get this Only Fans page poppin now, right? #TrumpBanned

I just got off the phone with Navient and I think my super power is deferring my student loans... They didn’t even argue with me... they just said ok.

I need Snoop in the commentator booth on every sport... Boxing... NFL... NBA... MLB... hotdog eating contest

Ain’t no way I’d fight Mike Tyson in that small ass ring... my contract woulda said we fightin in the parking lot.

Nate Robinson went nite nite...

I ordered from UberEats while I’m watching Versuz... my order still ain’t here... customer service won’t answer ... and then I just saw them post 6 snowflakes ❄️ in the Versuz chat while Jeezy was rapping.

Usually I don’t do this... but if y’all need help scraping those Trump/Pence bumper stickers off your cars or pickup trucks... I’ll help you out. But y’all gotta come to me tho. #ElectionResults2020

We have the technology that allows cars to drive themselves, rockets that provide domestic travel to space... but somehow we are still voting on paper ballots in some places in the year 2020. This is America. #Election2020