ScottyDon’t

I need a mulch scented candle

Man pizza is such a hack

You think lions throw on a youtube video while they’re tearing apart a gazelle? ….stay locked in king.

The process of elimination period for leaves before we had salad must have been wild

Damn. Sometimes i think about how no woman will ever feel the satisfaction of unsticking your balls from the side of your thighs after standing up.

@kanyewest how’d you make your profile pic square

We should give January 31st to February. Id vote for that

Also my lips dry as shit

Sometimes when im riding public transport ill put on chapstick to make people feel safer. Nobody gets assaulted by a guy who just put put on Burt’s Bees pursing his lips together. I use cherry if i wanna hammer it home

@TheosBuddy Lamestream medias coming for you with this one..

Nooks > crannies

“Super” is just “wicked” but gentrified

Yea I am a basic bitch I do type “audio” in as my first guess in Wordle everyday so what

@DailyRapFacts Dude is just letting copywriters speak through him at this point

Drake speaks to Kendrick Lamar via IG 👀 "Goats don’t worry about one trick ponies."

Damn this whole time sriracha had two r’s in it. Why tho?

Half of blues jazz is just dastardly horny men who don’t know how to talk to women trying to make sense of it

Sometimes I’ll read back some of my tweets and be surprised I even have 18 followers (that may or may not remember they followed me)

We’re probably immune to the smell of boogers right? Cause I bet if u were to pile a bunch of those suckers in a room they’d smell pretty bad

If I was a state trooper I simply wouldn’t wear the hat

My brother takes some long ass showers for an environmental studies minor

@NFTcommenter__ What is the “It” you ask? Mulch.

@WatchYoJetBwo Mulch is here

I need a mulch scented candle

@NFTcommenter__ Think Right Above It by Lil Wayne, but the producers tag at the start is “mulch is in the building” and the whole song is about mulch