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@WilberThom87382 Ha! (rubs my big belly) Maybe you can ship yourself to my lap kitten!

Seeing all the Americans complain about shipping fills me with joy We pay like 30-40 on shipping, and then add duties, and then add waiting 1-2 months.

HOA mad at me for screaming and groaning at the postal workers through my ring camera haa ha 😂 😂 fuckers.

They forgot to mention that watu recommends dispatch on steam

@WilberThom87382 They guard the pot ash

Flashing my hazards delivering mail on a busy ass road

@YoungMouthwash What if I’m wearing a USPS uniform today

If you’re wearing a sweatshirt today I know you’re not a real weather channel head

@WilberThom87382 You’re both

being a male in veterinary medicine means your either super autistic or gay and there’s no in between

@YoungMouthwash Carrying too much mail ;(

Nobody swings their arms when walking anymore what happened to society

Fall is the most beautiful season 🍂

I hate training new hires. Kids these days don’t know how to work

me 1 sec no wife

@YoungMouthwash He should try Big Sean

My roommate is working hard to invent the new loudest sound ever I appreciate his endeavors that seem to go on all day and night

I’m turning into Garfield

@WilberThom87382 Tom do you think Trump should serve a 3rd term

@Watu420 50/50 but my son is a bisexual loser who sits and plays destiny 2 all day

one time I made fun of Starbucks baristas around someone who worked as one and they genuinely had a god complex about how important their job was and how stressful it was and genuinely believed they were on the same tier as medical jobs

@WilberThom87382 Thomas you’re a 65 year old man why do you care about teenage girls

Olivia Rodrigo added to list of fans that are genuine Nazis and pieces of shit, on par with Taylor fans. Yall really crying over fortnite and trying to cancel Gorillaz lmao

They’re going to replace him with moss elige

Getting high and taking a bite of the egg roll

@WilberThom87382 You should stop using all things from America. Including our video games, music, movies, and clothing