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Forget Luke Kwon missing the tee time, talking trash on your 25 handicap partner as a “pro” is absolutely pathetic

2-time Masters Champion, Bubba Watson is standing behind Tiger Woods following his DUI arrest: “I don't have his phone # anymore. He blocks me b/c I make fun of him all the time…Nothing but love for him & hopefully he can come back stronger.”

That leaves Rory, Cam, JJ, Fitz, X, Sepp, Rahm and Scott. Cam, J.J., Xander, Sepp and Scott all fall short of being Top 50 Around the Green players in 2026. Leaving the only three golfers who meet all of the criteria for the 2026 Masters: Rory McIlroy Matt Fitzpatrick Jon Rahm

Of those 15, Vik, Harris and Henley are the only ones who haven't had a Top 5 this season. Gotterup's the only one left who doesn't have a Top 25 at Augusta, leaving: Scottie, Rory, Cam, JJ, Fitz, Bob, X, Sepp, Bryson, Rahm, Scott Of those 11, only MacIntyre doesn't rank Top 25 in Strokes Gained: T2G (either on the PGA Tour, or in True SG between LIV and the PGA Tour on DG). In a surprise to everyone, Scottie is not a Top 50 Approach golfer in 2026. In a surprise to nobody, Bryson is not Top 50 either.

Current Top 30 in either OWGR or DG rankings: Scottie, Rory, Cam, Tommy, JJ, Fitz, Kawa, Bob, Rose, X, Gotterup, Russ, Sepp, Deki, JT, Griffin, Ludvig, JB, Noren, Harris, Akshay, Vik, Reed, Bryson, MWL, Keegan, Mav, SWK, Gerard, Rahm, Knapp, Cantlay, Burns, Nicolai, Lowry, Scott Of them, these golfers finished in the Top 15 at one of the last two majors: Scottie, Rory, Cam, JJ, Fitz, Bob, X, Gotterup, Russ, Sepp, Griffin, Harris, Vik, Bryson, Rahm, Burns, Nicolai, Scott Only Griffin, Burns and Nicolai haven't had a previous major Top 5.

8 of the last 8 Masters winners: - were Top 30 in OWGR/DG - finished Top 15 in one/both of the last two majors - had a previous major Top 5 - had a Top 5 finish on the season - had a previous Top 25 at ANGC - ranked Top 25 in SG: T2G - ranked Top 50 in both SG: App and SG: AtG

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Fuck why can’t I think of shit like this

The best Augusta National video you will see this week. Listen to this dreamer narrating his drive down Magnolia Lane. A devoted family man, Fred Hanzelik worked hard his whole life. He hoped he would get the invite one day, but you can’t count on it. Finally he got it. In 2010 he got to play Augusta National. You can hear the excitement, he was a kid again for this moment. Fred passed away in 2014, but he is remembered by his loving family and to this day his joy from this moment brings a smile.

“I hated the way things were going at the Ryder Cup. I thought it was a terrible embarrassment for the United States, and let’s hope it never happens again.” “This is the beauty of Augusta. These are the best behaved patrons in all of golf. I love the Open Championship because all the gallery people understand golf and they understand how to cheer. But this place, it’s like a holy grail of golf in the US, and it’s difficult to get a ticket to come. It’s probably the hardest event to get a ticket to. The patrons there are very well behaved, because they’re the same people that come back year after year.”

Butch Harmon sounds off on American fans at The Ryder Cup, saying it prompted him to pull out from planned broadcast work. “I thought the Ryder Cup was disgusting. It was embarrassing being an American. I love the Ryder Cup, it’s my favourite one to broadcast and being from New York, I had planned to work with the Sky Sports team. But I decided to pull out for that main reason. I felt we would spend more time talking about what’s going on in the gallery with the fans being unruly than we would the golf and I just didn’t feel I wanted to be part of it.

“I’ve known him most of my whole life, because his father was a member of Winged Foot. What you see is what you get with him. And I don’t think his personality fits the membership at Augusta.” “And it doesn’t matter that he is president. I don’t think that has anything to do with it, because there’s been a lot of other presidents who played golf, and they’re not members….” “Clinton, Obama, they played golf. I think it’s just his personality doesn’t mix with that particular club. That’s as politically correct as I can be.”

NOT WELCOME — Legendary golf instructor Butch Harmon says President Donald Trump does not fit the profile for being a member at Augusta National. “I think you can answer that yourself – because he’s Trump. I think he is who he is. He’s full of himself. He’s the type of person that I don’t think fits the profile of an Augusta member.”

President Donald Trump stepped out for a round of golf at his course in Virginia today after inaccurate reports about his whereabouts surfaced last night.

ITS A BOY — Scottie Scheffler has arrived at Augusta National and the family’s latest addition is on the grounds too, at just 9 days old. Congratulations to the Scheffler family who have welcomed a baby boy named Remy. Polymarket has him winning the masters at 14% 👀