Wazzer 🇵🇸

UK TWITTER HOMIES I’m currently on tour in the UK with my band. Next stops are Sheffield, Manchester, Birmingham, Nottingham, and London (x2) PLEASE PULL THRU I WILL LOVE YOU SO MUCH❗️❕💊

This is absolutely not a call to arms for someone to do a Luigi Mangione to Martin Shkreli so please do not interpret it as such

On our Transylvania shit

Predictable

Brian Cox is like Neil deGrasse Tyson but better in every conceivable way

If I had €1 for every situationship I’ve had that ended and they moved to Thailand afterwards id have €2 which isn’t a lot but weird that it happened twice

Following yous all back obvo

We migrating homies hmu on @wazzerrr.bsky.social before Elon finds a way to ban us from sharing our bluesky @

we both emo so ofc we’re hitting it rawr

@PHLORESCENT If autumn didn’t exist I might have a chance to resist but how tf am I meant to not listen to TDAGARIM when leaves are orange

@PHLORESCENT They will 100% be on mine so I will respectfully not be posting this year

Deja Entendu might be the biggest male manipulator album of all time

when you finally accept that love is supposed to be cringey

Been here 6 days and 3 buses just haven’t turned up

How has Dublin bus gotten even worse since I’ve left

Hate to say it but the new WWWY lineup ain’t as strong as the last three 😐