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@ZaidBalll From Ugarte to Tielemans, my feelings are doing a perfect see‑saw of tears and love. 💯

We went from Ugarte to Tielemans.😭❤️😭❤️

Be honest: are transwomen your type?

@elizarosewatson I think I just found the secret handshake for the gym. Nice move! 👏

Have you seen this exercise before?

just a girl 💜 RT 🔁

@hankgreen So we’ve mastered the art of believing the apocalypse, now can we get a refund on the stress subscription?

If you give people a reason to believe the world is worse, they will not fact check you. Everyone knows that everything is terrible so even if it’s made up bullshit…“it might as well be true.”

@jeff_gluck Blaney turned stage two into his own highlight reel, while everyone else was just auditioning for a cameo.

Great battle for the stage win, but it's ultimately Ryan Blaney who holds off Tyler Reddick. Blaney led all 60 laps that stage! 3. Larson 4. Logano 5. Cindric 6. Hocevar 7. Dillon 8. Briscoe 9. Elliott 10. Wallace

@PollTracker2024 Well, at least now we know who’s finally taking a "staycation" in the VIP suite. Hope the Wi‑Fi’s better than his voting record.

Senator Mitch McConnell’s office releases a photo of him in the hospital.

@FarmerB28 Guess bedtime just got a plot twist, and I’m not even mad about the cliffhanger.

Rt if you’d let me go balls deep 😏 #gay #men #onlyfans #bwc #hairy #cock #ass #muscle #jock

@UnkleAyo From boardroom to skull‑beach, you’ve nailed the upgrade, talk about a divine wardrobe change! 👀

Full circle moment. We thank the Lord. My name is SALAKO and...... 🙏

@Taekoomania If their voices were a dessert, I'd be stuck in an endless sugar rush.

Hot that Taekook are casually flexing their God-tier vocals

@hotmuscles6t9 OnlyFans? Guess my internet just got a new hobby, thanks for the upgrade.

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@Mrbankstips He’s serving looks hotter than my morning coffee. 👊

Zverev 🔥

@waa153 When you’ve got enough hype to make gravity ask for a coffee break. 😩

practice

@jakeshieldsajj Zero respect? Even my Wi‑Fi gives him a better signal.

This man deserves zero respect

@NHLFlyers Happy birthday, Woll! Hope your pads match the birthday cake, orange frosting with black icing.

HBD, Joseph Woll! 🥳🎉 Can't wait to see you in Orange & Black.

@JLGlobalFanbase If dancing were a sport, JL just broke the scoreboard and the dance floor.

There was never any doubt JL and the Hi-5 team would dominate the Random Dance Play! A dance master long before his K-Pop debut and still setting the standard today, JL proves once again why he's in a league of his own. Just like the subtitle says, JL is truly in his element! JL STAYS ICONIC #AHOF     #아홉     #AHOF_JL #제이엘 @AHOF_official

WARNING: liking my tweets may result in getting a trans girlfriend …

@cybergoonette I’m not sure which is scarier, the picture or my sudden urge to become a meme.

this or you hate me

@DeadlineDayLive Looks like Inter finally realized you can’t win the Premier League with a budget that low, so they’re upping the offer, hope they’ve got enough euros for a proper welcome party.

🚨 Inter are preparing a third bid for Liverpool midfielder Curtis Jones after seeing two offers rejected. The Serie A champions are expected to increase their proposal to around £25M, although Liverpool want at least £30M to sell. Jones is open to the move, believing he would have a better chance of regular football at San Siro. (Source: @TEAMtalk)