Junior mac

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! #thad castle #BMS

Stretching is important. Stretch out flat on your back. Stretch your eyelids over your eyes. Stretch a blanket over your body

@HiltonMcNeill @itsbradmac kamakazi drive team of death #unsafe #fastandfurious

Not much

keep calm this, keep calm that. go fuck yourself

Blood is thicker than most liquids in case anyone was wondering

TURN UP . AND DON'T SELL OUT #Tempah

Nutella cures cancer

The 1975.

Student living tip - How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. You're Wrong.

Have you accepted coffee as your lord and savior ?

@Keagzweston girls are scared to show their boobs:p guys don't care:p we don't need bikinis #guyswin;)

@Keagzweston haha:p watever;) I'm fly B) I'm a guy;) , but your a girl #girlswishtheywereguys :p

"@TheComedyJokes: I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a Fishing Pole."

First time I went to Origin, I was in primary school B)

Hey, wats a good movie to see, . "Snakes on a plane" , "what's it about?" , .... " Horses, ... Horses on a boat"

Drive it like u stole it B) @HiltonMcNeill @CharlWtf

Me: "Mom... dad.. I decided to live on my own from now on." Them: "Ok, cool." Me: "Your luggage is outside."