Edward Smalley

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@Brattyblairgoth I always say there are 3 types of straight men - 1) Men who like a woman's feet 2) Men who love a woman's feet 3) Men who claim they don't like women's feet, but are really 1 or 2

do men really like feet? 👀

@0x_olivia_0x I think I skipped steps 1 and 2 in my first FLR - she had me doing her laundry every weekend from our 2nd weekend together onward, including handwashing her bras.

levels in an FLR: lvl 1: he says he wants female leadership. lvl 2: he enjoys it when it feels hot. lvl 3: he realizes structure still exists when he is tired, moody, or horny. lvl 4: he finally understands obedience is not a mood.

@Alison_S_Lacey that literally could be mine, though my ex would make me measure myself

@Alison_S_Lacey Before I started caging, I was 8.5” cut… these days I don’t get further than my 1.25” cage allows 😇 I don’t think I’d even be able to get an erection anymore if I wasn’t caged

@Alison_S_Lacey she looks amazing - strong and sexy

@iwantgracie erotic and hypnotic. 😍😍

give in give in give in🌀

@PrincessAnasiaa An angel descended from heaven - innocent and sweet.

Innocent or demented?

@goddessnatpds that guy looks like he's in heaven.

You know exactly where you belong.

Very good advice!

@goddes_bretty That makes me a real man, then!

@goddes_bretty YES

Can I DM you a PHONE wallpaper of mommy? ~Must be following me. yes yes yes ↓ ↓ ↓

@flrprincess If I had that POV, I'd think I died and went to heaven and that I'm being blessed by an angel with her holy water

@PrincessAnasiaa even censored, you can tell they're amazing. 😍😍😍

@musclemusesai I'd be both intimidated and aroused

Do you think he has lost his confidence? What would you do? #AIArt #AIGenerated #MuscleGirl #FemaleMuscle #MuscleGoddess #FBB #StrongWomen #MuscleMommy #PlayfulPower #PowerfulWomen #GoddessEnergy

@HauntedAI what a way to go out

Be honest, would you date a monster girl?

@goddes_bretty A: YES x1 million

If I tell you that I'm DOMINANT 😈 at the end of our date, do you stay? A: YES B: A C: I run away