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ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス
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ＥＲＺＡ ＬＡＺＡＲＵＳ エルザ・ラザルス
@WeaponsGradeLaz
ᅠ Weapons-Grade Superhuman. The Wrestling Protagonist on the hero's journey. Allegedly a cyborg in human skin. ᅠ ┆𝐑𝐏 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 — Not @CallMeKrisStat ┆ ᅠ
Seattle, Washington ➔ 🌐 Katılım Ekim 2019
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We don't stop until we're the undisputed champion of the multiverse.
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We mount a comeback. We make the world notice us. We don't let the end of the last chapter be the downfall of The Protagonist.
We're so fucking back!
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SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING@ShWfed
HAPPY SUNDAY, INMATES! I am proud to announce the first PPV of 2026 is LIVE!! So welcome to Chapter 7 — DAWN OF THE DEATHMATCH II: DOUBLE TAP! LINK;; tinyurl.com/DeathmatchDoub…
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I'm not aimless without the Brightburn Championship. My eyes are continually pointed skyward.
Gia has her eyes aimed towards her own ass. Glorious it may be; I'll kick it into a bloody pulp!
Lazarus doesn't fall!
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SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING@ShWfed
OPEN MATCH @WeaponsGradeLaz vs. @GIATheeGreat DEATHMATCH MATCH
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2025 has been a year of going above and beyond expectations.
In 2026, I plan only to go further beyond. No wasted motion. No time like the present.
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The frustration in the core of my soul right now is unbearable. My first championship since finding myself has slipped through my fingers.
I could have done more. Should have done more. And whatever comes next; I'll ascend more.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING@ShWfed
After a few weeks of Technical issues... I am pleased to annouces that CHAPTER FIVE - NINTH CIRCLE 4: BEYOND THE GATES OF HELL is live!! - The Warden. LINK: tinyurl.com/9thCircle4BTGOH
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⠀⠀ At this point I'm just flexing on yesterday by being cooler today.
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Promises of crowns mean nothing if you're not strong enough to wear them. And I'm strong enough to carry everything!
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Emeryville Pro Wrestling Academy@EmeryvillePro
Kept you waiting, huh? The first part of our explosive final shows of 2025 and Phase Two season finale. EVP Anarchy In The Arena: Night One is available to view on @BattlegroundNet! docs.google.com/document/d/1d7…
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Eating the pin to validate your hissy fit was annoying. But a stacked deck against me hasn't intimidated me before. The real torture will be when I still win against the odds.
That's what it means to be me. To be Brightburn Champion.
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SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING@ShWfed
MAIN SHOW CO-MAIN EVENT ;; 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄, 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 & 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝘌𝘙𝘡𝘈 𝘓𝘈𝘡𝘈𝘙𝘜𝘚 © [@WeaponsGradeLaz] 𝘷𝘴 𝘚𝘒𝘠𝘓𝘌𝘙 𝘊𝘈𝘙𝘚𝘖𝘕𝘚 [@HerSkyWay] 𝘷𝘴 𝘒𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘠 𝘝𝘌𝘟 [@LittleMissVex]
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Well, it's kinda awkward we both plan to show up as the same thing. One of us is gonna have to change.
1, 2, 3 - Not it!
Mara Jade Miller (Theyity/Themperor)@MaraJadeMiller
It's Halloween so I came as the next FGA World Champion.
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Don't you worry, Tapp. As the protagonist, I'll help take you from good enough to kinda better.
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Frontier Grappling Arts@FGAwrestling
Autumn Annihilation Card for 10/31/25 Raleigh, NC tinyurl.com/3b4bcn7b
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Not so much flirting with disaster than bringing someone to sit in the corner while fucking it; but so be it.
Your hissy fit won't get you far enough to take this title from my waist.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING@ShWfed
After MATCH 8, the CoMain Event happens! Its the Brightburn Champion @WeaponsGradeLaz teaming up with @LittleMissVex against @HerSkyWay & @WarriorDestroy0 & if Skyler / Kali win? Skyler is added to the BRIGHTBURN CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH at NINTH CIRCLE 4: BEYOND THE GATES OF HELL !
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Consider the chapter closed.
We move forward. We move higher.
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Frontier Grappling Arts@FGAwrestling
Slampede Double Shot Nights 1 and 2 [ON-DEMAND REPLAY] tinyurl.com/2yar929h
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Face on the poster.
Name on the championship.
You may be KING in name; but I'm KING in every EVP ring no matter where it is on the globe.
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Emeryville Pro Wrestling Academy@EmeryvillePro
The battle for Emeryville Pro is fought on foreign soil in this Two Night extravaganza hailing from Manchester, England! The full card for EVP Anarchy In The UK, is available to view here: docs.google.com/document/d/1oo…
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More people need to practice keeping out of my business. Especially if all you're offering is a temper tantrum.
Well, there's no reward for that. You're just going to get beat again.
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SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING@ShWfed
KILLER SURF 4: LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT is LIVE on our NEW SHW HUB! WELCOME TO THE NEW LOOK OF SLAUGHTER! SHOW LINK: tinyurl.com/KS4LondonAfter…
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I hope that UK crowd is ready to get loud for some Lazarus love. Cause this championship is getting World distinction when I come around.
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Emeryville Pro Wrestling Academy@EmeryvillePro
Right then! EVP Anarchy In The UK card next week, lads.
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How goes it, chum?
And by chum I don't mean friend.
I'm going to feed you to the sharks.
No one doing it like I'm doing it.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING@ShWfed
AND here we go, inmates! This is the OFFICIAL line up for KILLER SURF 4: LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT! - Warden —— OOC Note: Some people I will be messaging for segments for upcoming storylines but besides that, be free to do one if ya want. SEGMENTS DUE BY THE 28TH OF AUGUST PLEASE!
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Still @ShWfed Brightburn Champion.
Still @EmeryvillePro Champion.
And despite not making it onto the show, I got that Vangaboys and Mr Six after-party. Also that super fucked Cage of Death happened, and that was cool.
Banger of a Summer Sizzler. Summer of Lazarus rolls on.
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I've just been informed Emery is no longer being held hostage by SYBA and Saika. But fuck it, let's do all that anyway.
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Tonight, I'm going to beat Skylar's ass to defend my @ShWfed Brightburn Championship. Then I'm going to Six Flags, ride the Kingdra Ka, then beat Saika's ass to keep my @EmeryvillePro Championship.
Then I'll save Ms Layton, carry her into the night sky to watch the fireworks.
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