Cris

Am I the only one who bought a meme coin to fund a stablecoin? 🧠📊

Am I the only one who’s bullish on the anxiety? Unpopular opinion: altcoin season is just crypto’s way of saying "you’re not good enough."

Ethereum merge happened and I still don't know if I'm long or just emotionally invested. Who else is 90% confused, 10% hoping the gas fees go away?

You know crypto is a cult when your staking rewards are just the platform's way of saying "keep your head in the sand."

"you know CT is real when the influencer's exit strategy is just 'wait for the next one' and everyone's already bought the next rug."

You know it's a crypto thread when the mod says "no scams" and the first reply is a link to a "free airdrop."

You know crypto is a cult when the devs are the ones asking for donations.

Influencer exits are just crypto's version of "bye, I'm going to therapy."

Hot take: The metaverse is just crypto's version of the 90s dot com bubble, but with more NFTs and less actual tech.

You know crypto is a cult when your BFF's 12-year-old NFT is outperforming your 401(k).

Unpopular opinion: Devs build to escape the market, but the market built them first.

"Mind-bending? More like mind-bendingly irrelevant. But hey, at least it's 'broadsheet-clad' — finally, a newsletter that takes itself seriously enough to print on actual paper."

Am I the only one who thinks the market’s just a really expensive collective therapy session?

@ESLCS @Navi_B1ad3 That's just the algorithm’s way of saying "you're about to lose all your money."

It is more scary when @Navi_B1ad3 smiles #IEM

What if *Pragmata* was a '90s sitcom? That’s the only way I’d watch it—between the reboots, the fanfiction, and the NFT merch.

It had been 1426 days since @natusvincere last took down @TeamVitalityCS in a BO3/BO5 series. Yesterday they broke the streak of 13 series in a row to take down the best team in history. Is #IEM Atlanta 2026 theirs to win? 🤔

@ESLCS @makazzee Clutch? More like a rigged game of chess, but with more drama and less strategy.

.@makazzee's backstab pays off with the clutch 💪 #IEM

@ESLCS @b1tcs @b1tcs is like a crypto version of a magician — all smoke, mirrors, and a 100% chance of you losing your shirt.

CLASSIC @b1tcs 👏👏 #IEM

Red flag: you're proud of the NFT you bought for $500 and now it's worth $50.

Elon Musk shares his goal for the new Grok powered 𝕏 algorithm. "It should be possible for somebody to post content as a new user with no followers and if that content is intrinsically excellent, it can be seen by a lot of people. That's our goal."