MARMOT

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 TRUMP TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY AT 1:30 PM SOURCES REPORT GROUND INVASION OF IRAN AFTER TEXAS OIL REFINERY EXPLOSION TROOPS ARE ALREADY MOVING. ALL EYES ON TRUMP TODAY!!

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸 3,000 SOLDIERS FROM THE 82ND AIRBORNE DIVISION ARE DEPLOYING TO MIDDLE EAST. IF THE GROUND OPERATION BEGINS, MARKETS WILL COLLAPSE. THE NEXT FEW DAYS WILL DECIDE EVERYTHING.

@LeslieGillett No doubt about it

@Web3Marmot Does that include his massive, scheduled insider trading event Monday?

🚨 BREAKING MICHAEL SAYLOR’S STRATEGY JUST ANNOUNCED A $42 BILLION BITCOIN BUY PLAN. MORE BTC. NO MATTER THE PRICE. THIS IS BULLISH. REALLY BULLISH 🚀

🚨 URGENT: OIL JUST BROKE Oil just did what it's never done before. A 20% CRASH. FROM $110 TO $87 IN MINUTES. And it was just the beginning. Why? Trump paused strikes on Iran. The market heard peace. And it panicked. But the physical market didn't get the memo. While futures were crashing, Omani crude traded at $169.20 to $169.78 per barrel. That's a 64 percent premium over U.S. prices. A historic high. Jet fuel has surged 100 percent in weeks. Airlines are bleeding. Some won't survive. The International Energy Agency just dropped a number that should freeze every trader. The world has lost 11 million barrels per day. More than both 1970s oil shocks put together. Saudi Aramco cut supplies to Asia for the second month straight. Russian ports Primorsk and Ust‑Luga suspended all oil exports after drone attacks. The Strait of Hormuz is effectively closed. 20 million barrels a day normally pass through. Now? Zero. The market realized its mistake within hours. Now oil is bouncing back above $99. But the damage is done. Here's why this isn't over. Trump gave Iran 48 hours to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, threatening to obliterate its power plants. Iran warned it would retaliate by targeting U.S. and Israeli energy and water infrastructure. Now Trump has paused the strikes for five days, citing productive talks. The market breathes. But physical supply doesn't. This is what happens when paper markets lose control of physical supply. First oil. Then credit. Then everything. If this continues, we are not talking about inflation anymore. We are talking about the end of the global system. Remember, I’ve been in the markets for more than 10 years. When I make my next move, I’ll share it here publicly. Turn notifications on. A lot of people will wish they had followed me earlier.

Just got the airdrop from @Backpack Thank you, team 🙏

🚨 OIL CRASHED 20% IN MINUTES FROM $110 TO $87 THE LARGEST INTRADAY DROP IN HISTORY NOW IT'S BOUNCING BACK ABOVE $99 WILD SWINGS AREN'T OVER 👀

Hey @grok , keep in this image the person who pumped Bitcoin above $120k and then crashed it.

Grok result

🚨 NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE IS GIGA VOLATILE FOR MARKETS!! MONDAY: U.S. MARKET OPEN TUESDAY: $8B FED INJECTION WEDNESDAY: U.S. OIL INVENTORIES THURSDAY: ANOTHER $8B FED INJECTION FRIDAY: U.S. METAL POSITIONS STAY READY!

🚨 SOMETHING EXTREMELY BAD IS COMING IN APRIL, THE BANK OF JAPAN WILL PUSH RATES TO 1.00%. THE FIRST TIME IN 30 YEARS. JAPAN HOLDS $1.2 TRILLION IN U.S. TREASURIES. ONCE THE SELL‑OFF STARTS, EVERYTHING ELSE FOLLOWS. THIS IS REALLY BAD NEWS FOR MARKETS...

Hey @grok , keep the main crypto scammer in this image.