Monkey D. Goose

Politely asking everybody to collectively leave Mac Miller out of the Pete Davidson Kanye discourse twitter.com/xArrchie/statu…

Jayson Tatum over the last 5 games: 25.8 PPG 11.8 RPG 8.0 APG 1.6 SPG 44.4% FG 37.8% 3P 77.4% FT 33.9 MPG

Jayson Tatum, much like Jesus Christ, has faced his trials and tribulations. tempted to sin by false idols (kobe) betrayed by Judas (Jaylen) crucifixtion (achilles tear) and now, much like the messiah, here he is, rising from the dead on Easter Sunday. big 2nd Half incoming

Going home for Easter and finding this 06 beauty in my closet is my personal resurrection of Christ

#ONEPIECE1179⁩

GOAT for a reason

*Jesus is here to stay❤️ Christians. Arsenal fans

Dementus is legit one of my favorite villains of all time. absolutely insane performance by Hemsworth here

Neemias Queta vs Raptors: 18 PTS 7 REB 3 BLK 9-10 FG +30 Three straight 3-block games.

Jayson Tatum vs Toronto: 23 PTS 13 REB 7 AST 3 STL Six straight 20/5/5 games.

“Power: The Devil’s Fruit”

Which one will betray Ernie?

@OOCCouchGags A resurrection? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within this tomb?

he is risen

“Y hay un pirata del Betis.”

Excited to get blasted at Easter brunch and argue with my father about Zohran Mamdani

On everything this should very clearly just be their logo permanently

Absolute heat

The fastest woman alive flew to rural Australia to chase down amateurs on a grass field for $27,500. The Stawell Gift is a 148-year-old handicap sprint held every Easter in a town of 6,000 people in western Victoria. 120 meters. On grass. Uphill. Lanes separated by rope, not paint. The twist: slower runners get up to a 10-meter head start. The world champion starts at zero. Richardson gave away 10 meters to her closest competitor. Some runners started 25 meters ahead. She had to close that gap over 120 meters of grass while running uphill. She won her heat in 13.8 seconds. In 144 years of the men's race, only two men have ever won from scratch. In the women's race (started 1989), only two women. The handicap system is specifically designed so the fastest runner should lose. The race started in 1878 at the end of the Australian gold rush. The distance, 120 meters, comes from the gap between two pubs in Sheffield, England, where professional sprinting began. Competitors historically trained by chasing kangaroos. 737 athletes entered this year. Prize money: $40,000 AUD. Last year they paid Australia's teenage sprint star Gout Gout $50,000 just to show up. He got eliminated in the semis. The handicap ate him alive. Richardson said it felt like being a kid again, playing tag. The woman who runs 10.65 described the hardest race on her 2026 calendar as "playing rabbit."

"The only murdered Palestinian we're allowed to talk about" - Says Paddy Young on #SNLUK while talking about Easter.