A. Jordan

@brilliantbong @MarcAntRain @marcus077777 🤣🤣🥴 it’s called PTO

@MarcAntRain @marcus077777 If she doesn’t have a job then raising the child is the job. What jobs let you pawn off the work to someone else so you can relax and sleep?

Watch as a husband calls out his wife for sending their baby to daycare just so she can stay home and do nothing. The internet is split—some say she deserves to rest, while others argue the baby is too young for daycare. What do you think? 👇🤔

@Mozay_PT My mother did this….. I was 17 not as young as then… but that .. to this day…. Hurt so bad and took me a long time to wrestle with that. Now she is one of my mom’s favorite grandkid… I should be okay… but this made me burst out crying again…

Was she acting out of love or out of anger? How could she make such demands of her teenage daughter?

@cutepurple21 @umtnyt @biggtwank @Nibiru1000 But it seems you have not done any research or cognitive thinking. I don’t think it’s resentment… I think it’s a lack of knowledge. 🤷🏾‍♀️

@umtnyt @biggtwank @Nibiru1000 No its confusing one person tells you they are to be called one thing then another getting upset for being called that or making fun of you because they haven’t come to a consensus. There’s no reason for me to be resentful.

Cardi B said what a lot of Africans, Caribbeans, and Latinos are afraid to admit. She’s not a fool, lol

@cutepurple21 @biggtwank @Nibiru1000 It’s generational 🤦🏾‍♀️ each generation has redefined what words they choose to be recognized as. And who is you guys? 😎

@biggtwank @Nibiru1000 Yes you guys can’t come up with what you want to be called, everyone else is confused

@thenorthsignal @Crazymoments01 Young white men were abandoned by their mothers? Well that explains alot 😎

@Crazymoments01 Punch is a living metaphor for the condition of young men today. Especially young white men. Rejected, for an invader. Expected to make do with a toy. Punch will remember. Punch will be better. So will the lads.

I am not crying, you are. For those who aren’t familiar with Punch, he is a baby monkey from Japan who was separated from his mother shortly after birth. Since then, zookeepers have been raising him and hand-feeding him to help him survive. Because he did not have his mother, they gave him a large stuffed orangutan. Punch treats it like a mother. He sleeps while cuddling it, holds onto it when he feels anxious, and carries it around for comfort.

@TPAIN lol!!! The fact that you even HAVE has me 😭🥰

Heidi ho Twitter scrollers! Theodore checking back in, giving you an update on my online dating journey! Still no matches but somebody said a “thirst trap” might work. I had to look up what that meant, but here’s my attempt at one! Try and guess what’s in my fanny pack 😏

@TPAIN Online??? Try out of state.. 🥰☺️ I have a a masters and can teach you well.

Hey neighbor, it’s Theodore again! My pals in my contemporary hip hop dance class think I should put myself out there more. Does anyone have any tips on how to woo the ladies? I might give online dating the ole college try

@lieevertold @ParisHilton Huh? BOL!!!! Not yt boy summer! 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ParisHilton Degenerate music….. fk all the way off

INFINITE ICON: THE REMIXES is out now 🌈 Each time you post a video using a track from my Infinite Icon: The Remixes album, I’ll donate $11 to Rainbow Railroad, up to $111,111. Just pick a track, make a video, and boom: you’re helping LGBTQIA+ people get to safety 💗 Happy Pride!

@royalserf Well what did the car do? 😁

@AGoodDadTalk @GavinNewsom Trump tweeted 🤦🏾‍♀️ what are you talking about?

@GavinNewsom In the midst of chaos, true leaders don’t just react—they rise, restore order, and rally others with unwavering resolve. While Trump leads, you tweet.

For those keeping track, Donald Trump's National Guard had not been deployed on the ground when he posted this.

@MsWaveskordei @imurnameim @qxeenbey4 FACTS!!!!! And I’m 44! I wish they would sit down somewhere arguing with babies having fun!!!!!

@imurnameim @qxeenbey4 Agreed but Latto was like 22, Nicki was 40 so idk why we’re expecting the younger to always be the bigger person when it comes to these old bitches acting like teenagers

This really gagged the entire world 😭

@TheJeffPutnam @elonmusk Mannnnn now y’all hating on JESUS???!!! STILL HATING ON JESUS???!! lol!!!! Last days for real huh 🤔 🤣🤣🤣🥹

@elonmusk No comment required

Such hypocrites!!

@kidlynno @zsmitty_23 @therealdtiny Point made 😂😂😂😂 Y’all kids man smh. Tearing this app up!

@zsmitty_23 @therealdtiny these bitches are all idiots

@zsmitty_23 @therealdtiny Pretty much all debunked. It’s hard to understand when you still young living dumb.. I get it. 🤦🏾‍♀️

@therealdtiny not a gah damn thing debunked 😭😭

@AkademiksTV 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ this site handicaps most of y’all from the critical thinking that is needed in life.

The Temporarily Restraining Order placed on DDG by a judge is very easy to get and requires no burden of proof at all. The judge approving the TRO does not mean DDG is guilty of what Halle is accusing him of doing.

@Mr_BStrong2013 @AkademiksTV 👀👀👀 *throws holy water* You okay? That was a lot you just unleashed for random celebrities 🥴😭

@episodesent Crazy…🥺Cassie looked uncomfortable, often tried to receive affection and attention from him. She would walk off or look away while he was starring and dancing with all the boys. She looked more like a forced book end. The smile is fake and her eyes look said and desperate. 🫶🏽

TMZ releases never before seen footage of Diddy and Cassie celebrating his 48th birthday in Mexico.

@FrankieRzucek @warsh1010 @YayOwAreGeeEeAn @RevRayCistman Uhhhhh 👀👀👀 seems you’re on the lacking of understanding media, messaging, and propaganda too huh 😌 it’s okay. It’s all Love of course 🤭🫶🏽

@WeirdlyFree @warsh1010 @YayOwAreGeeEeAn @RevRayCistman Wtf does that have to do with his comment? He's absolutely right

White people: “Twerking isn’t dancing” Also white people:

@warsh1010 @FrankieRzucek @YayOwAreGeeEeAn @RevRayCistman Handed an L? Smh…. Lawd y’all take this quite seriously I see. Welp… best I can leave y’all with this.. If you don’t want the dialogue of discussion then don’t use media. But normally a hurt person will respond with the same hurt they speak. It’s okay. It’s always love 🤭☺️

@FrankieRzucek @WeirdlyFree @YayOwAreGeeEeAn @RevRayCistman Appreciate you Frankie. Respect the backup, but if you scroll up, you’ll see she already got handed her L. No need to pile on, I already boxed her worldview up, labeled it ‘projection,’ and shipped it express back to the echo chamber.

@warsh1010 @YayOwAreGeeEeAn @RevRayCistman Skimmed tik tok? Huh?? Smh.. that’s why I tried to help you with love.. seems like your missing it… so I will just leave you with this… until you heal what’s inside of you… You will keep walking and talking with that chip on your shoulder. Be blessed 🫶🏽🙏🏽

A. Jordan, appreciate the emojis and the sermon, but let me be blunt. Twerking didn’t come from ancient tribes, it came from strip clubs, and no, that’s not me “missing the cultural nuance,” it’s me refusing to cosplay mental gymnastics to pretend degeneracy is heritage. You want to protect culture? Beautiful. But don’t confuse spiritual dance with commodified ass-shaking curated for OnlyFans and BET award clicks. Also, don’t lecture me on stepping out of “my culture” when your entire clapback was wrapped in projection and condescension. I did the homework. You just skimmed TikTok and called it anthropology. This wasn’t about race. This was about trash being served as treasure and people too afraid to call it what it is. So bless your heart, but spare me the passive-aggressive enlightenment routine. We’re not falling for it.