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@AgathaChocolats No.

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@AgathaChocolats Larry! We said stop!

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@Merchimaaa Yeah, but come on: Extra Crispy!

Hot take: Women supporting any religion is basically chicken supporting KFC

@TiffanyFong Who is paying?

my boyfriend is taking me on a date to costco 🥰

@Marlayna29 Who is suffering?

Men, is this true?

@Moon_River05 Well, sh**. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I was today years old when I found out Wales isnt considered English. They are Welsh. Huh.

@hidinghoney Honey, you can buy it as a kid with money, too. 😉

As an adult, you can just go buy an ice cream cake whenever you feel like it because why not?

@HockleyTyson Oh, hush. welcometocanadia.com/briefings/snow

I encourage all my Canadian followers to travel to the States even MORE. 🇨🇦 Don’t let these liberal boomers convince you to stay in cold and depressing weather when Miami exists.

@csa_asc Next boundary - bringing peanut butter AND Nutella. 🙏🏻

Today is the International Day of Human Spaceflight 🚀. An opportunity to highlight the humanity, collaboration, and boldness that shaped every moment of the Artemis II mission. Together, we push boundaries. 🌍✨ Photo : NASA

@Cmdr_Hadfield Don't forget the Nutella. 😉

How it started - how it's going. Yuri Gagarin was the first, 65 years ago today. Artemis 2 crew, safely back from the Moon this week. I salute the bravery, and marvel at what we can do. We've only just begun.

@Jane_Doe82 JUST BECAUSE, POOPIEHEAD! 😎😇

Why is Jared Kushner involved in any of this. Explain it to me like I’m 5

@Feisty_Waters Yeah, Baby. 😎

Waffles.

@GravySauceCream And what are those other seven going to do? Jump overboard? 😇

i’m on a diet, so i’m only having 1 peanut butter and jelly hotdog

@KR3Wmatic KFC Extra Crispy. 😇

My atheist daughter asked me to prove God's existence. What do I tell her? She is 19.

@HazelMoore32 Too late - welcometocanadia.com/briefings/11th…

🚨 BREAKING: Huge crowds in Alberta line up to sign a petition to leave Canada. The conservative province may hold a secession vote. Would you support Alberta becoming the 51st state? A. Yes B. No.

@Canada Poutine. welcometocanadia.com/briefings/pout…

Fiddleheads and rhubarb are the first crops to #spring from the ground, bringing a fresh taste of the new season to farmers’ markets. Think sautéed fiddleheads, rhubarb pie, or anything your heart desires. What local crop are you excited to see this spring? 🌱🍁

@xAsamoahx Shit I don't understand for $400, Alex. 🤦🏼😔

Telling someone 'You are shit' and 'You ain't shit' are both insults. But "You are not shit" is a reassurance And "you are not the shit" is an insult And "You are the shit" is a compliment. I present to you the English language.

@MsAshBash420 I read "field trips are a waste of kids". 🤦🏼

@Montreal_Expos 😔

We will not have any post-game media availability tonight

@elonmusk Yeah, baby. 😎

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