Wells “McCallie” Hazley IV

@HuntTheJones “Give me your 2 gayest items”

I absolutely refuse to apologize to the #shrink crowd for any one of these bangers this year.

Does anyone know this corn ball, if so let me know! #nuke

@circles2waves I promise it’s not that deep 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think about this also as why men covertly post their appendages while exhibiting random things like books or drinks. An outward conquering. instead of saying "this is me" it's like saying "all of this is mine"

Woke up today with my 35$ door dash order waiting outside that I forgot last night, thats breakfast in bed for Wells. Let’s have a day fellas!

@hmg_4124 @ChineseKrapp we got ourselves a corn dawg eating phag

@Wellsdumpsack67 good tuna steak, yikes on the flag in the back

Bon appetite my body is my temple, I treat my temple with respect.

@hmg_4124 Okay “Hayes” yikes what are u gonna do shiver me timbers!

Nothing like 1$ beers and some ball on a Monday night safe to say the Jews will not stop McCallie

@jaxondarts A mean piece of tuna my nigga

@Wellsdumpsack67 Tf is that

Some pasture raised eggs will definitely cancel out the torture I put my body through every weekend! Will clean the rot table for the Masters, happy Monday fellas!

Bryson Dechambeau is #1 on my Masters hole in one contest broken ankle wish list!

A damn good burger and a shitty golf round, that’s life!

Wife is out of town, time to get food delivered by minorities and watch ball. Happy Easter fellas!

This guy boarding a Phoenix flight to Denver in ski boots is my favorite thing of the day. I hope he has the sickest weekend ever.

For the love of god please save me

Waking up early enough to get chic fil a breakfast is a different type of feeling

My pockets deeper then the sea

Buying the boyfriend of the Kansas Chick a beer, he’s gotta be going through it

Mr Woods off a bean yet again

@jaxondarts Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂