Tommy Welbeck

@sarm0161 Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Sam dingle from emmerdale?

@thesundaysport @Danny_McMoomins @USherlock

PANIC! Sex arses run dry as Britain goes Brexit bananas! Shock report in Sunday's Sunday Sport

@SkySportsNews @England @ManUtd @tillythetap 😂😂😂😂

BREAKING: Sky sources: @England boss Gareth Southgate is under consideration to be the next permanent manager of @ManUtd. #SSN

@ReichlA22 @NiklausJamesJr @droberts639 @BBCSport @DannyWelbeck think he is giving us shit here mate.

@NiklausJamesJr @Weltombeck @droberts639 @BBCSport His last name is Welbeck... he’s used to missing the goal of anything...

What does Mauricio Pochettino mean by this? 🤔

@tillythetap @Therealstevenbo @MenagerieMCR Doesn’t use Twitter in ages then all of a sudden a brownie appears!

@Therealstevenbo @Weltombeck @MenagerieMCR 😂😂😂

Excellent meal at @MenagerieMCR great food and good service. Definitely recommend. #NewYearsEveEve

@CantonaManc @Therealstevenbo

Christ, remember the walk to the ground that day 👀

@SCMPNews @USherlock books a flight

Thousands of dollars fell from the sky in Hong Kong on Saturday, sending a crowd of bystanders into a frenzy.

@Rounddenton @USherlock Are they subliminally calling you a jerk for your cow heel comment?

Fantastic new business opened in Denton on walker Street serving the best Caribbean food give them a try and a like on their Facebook page

@talkSPORT @andygoldstein05 @jasoncundy05 No way did you call in @tillythetap

😡 “Rashford is the most overrated player in the whole Premier League!” “He’s greedy and can’t finish. If he wasn’t English there wouldn’t be hype.” #MUFC fan called @AndyGoldstein05 & @JasonCundy05 with strong views

@USherlock @SCMPNews Blue plaster?

@Weltombeck @SCMPNews Probably still better than anything you’ll get from blue plaster

Would you eat a partially formed duck fetus? In the Philippines, it's considered a delicacy. We tried it to see what all the fuss is about.

@tillythetap @talkSPORT Just what we need

@Weltombeck @talkSPORT What a cunt

Here’s Memphis Depay rapping about getting 5m Instagram followers 👀 Imagine what Jose Mourinho would do to him if #MUFC re-signed him 😂

@tillythetap @ManUtd 😂😂😂😂

@Weltombeck @ManUtd Not really mate no 😂

Chris Smalling sums up the mood in the #MUFC dressing room following our draw with Crystal Palace.

@tillythetap @ManUtd Taking it well then Tills?

@ManUtd NO ONE CARES....FUCK OFF

@SkySportsNews @ChrisSmalling @ManUtd @tillythetap it’s getting ridiculous

BREAKING: @ChrisSmalling in talks over a new contract at @ManUtd - Sky sources #SSN

@tillythetap @Therealstevenbo Maybe you are right. Leo the red! Shame we have no young ones left now!

@Weltombeck @Therealstevenbo Bit harsh... his club have sold Mbappe, Bernardo, Lemar, Fabinho, Bakayoko, Mendy etc without replacing them. You can only work miracles for so long mate

You know it’s bad when their goalkeeper would get in our Midfield...