Marty Swingle - EXP Realty - CA DRE#01717774

@SacAppraiser If the date doesn’t go well, do you give your lender a fake phone# and text your friend to call you with a fake emergency so you have to leave now?

I’m not a fan of the slogan of dating the rate and marrying the house. I get it, but being comfortable with the payment today is the key. Promising a lower rate or opportunity to refinance in the future isn’t guaranteed. Buy or don’t buy, but be confident in your decision.

1st Place #Ironman Cyclist at beginning of 112 mile ride in #WestSacramento.

@Dtemblador Good wine Fo shizzle!

What did the crackers say to @DaveChappelle ? I’m RITZ BITS! Best charcuterie board ever!

@jadid So funny!

Prank finds its way into Henrico School Board meeting à la Bart Simpson 😂

@DawnteEarlyWest So very awesome!

I’m thrilled and honored to receive the endorsement of the Sacramento Bee! Ballots are out, Vote Dawnté Early by September 14th! sacbee.com/article2538048…

@Dtemblador #AngelsFan

@bsandeen @DawnteEarlyWest Go Dawnté!

@DawnteEarlyWest - you are going to be a great city Councilmember for West Sac! I’m so excited for you and for our city! #VoteEarly

@bsandeen @RiverCats I was actually cheering the Salt Lake Bees, but once an Angels fan…. #GoAngels

So happy to cheer on @RiverCats tonight with @WestSac_Realtor #ClawsUp

422 4th Street, West Sacramento. Built in 1858. Delta Style Victorian, 4 bed/3 bath offered at $550,000. Move-in ready, so come and get it! dropbox.com/s/ut89ervuxqon…

@Angels When Hasagawa faced Ichiro Suzuki. I think that was 2001. It was the first time that a Japanese Countryman faced another Japanese Countryman in the US. Everyone was on their feet taking pictures of this momentous occasion. Yes, Ichiro got a hit.

Hey Angels fans, we want to take a walk down memory lane! Tell us about your first or favorite memory of an Angels game 😁

@jessmilbournjr So you can hang it around your neck like a rapper. #DJSweetStuff

@jessmilbournjr “I’m trying to find Amanda Hugginkiss”.

@jpelzer Read “Men are from Mars”, Women are from Venus”.

I’m getting married today! What advice do you have for me, in four words?

@jessmilbournjr Still waiting on that Miracle Whip and Spam ice cream.

@SacAppraiser It’s a call for help.

Green. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a green kitchen before. Well, maybe avocado green from back in the day. This one just hit the market in Fair Oaks. What do you think? Yes or no? Photos shared with permission. m.metrolist.net/ViewSms.aspx?m…

@jessmilbournjr It is simply salad dressing and not mayonnaise at all. Call me Mr. Simpleton.

@__Tweet_bitch__ @rickygervais Doggy McDogface @rickygervais

Have a great day!

@Steph_Sheridan_ My Tendencies? Suicidal