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A 2023 Miami Dolphins season recap: 🎶DolSTAN by @ArtGodSavii🎶 #FinsUp 💔🥺

@bigkyz @CarterDye13 @austin_stoltz24 Says the guy that drink wild turkey 🤢

@CarterDye13 @Wethor1 @austin_stoltz24 Apparently you both have had covid for so long you don't have taste buds left

If you still have faith in humanity, you clearly haven't sold anything on Facebook Marketplace. #mybrainhurts

@bigkyz @CarterDye13 @austin_stoltz24 Velvet is for the real connoisseurs

@CarterDye13 @austin_stoltz24 Why??? You've got a job. Velvet is for beggars and @Wethor1

@bigkyz @WhitneyTolzin @MiamiDolphins Since when was speaking the truth considered delusional? Lol

@WhitneyTolzin @MiamiDolphins @Wethor1 This is true. I appreciate taking one for the team

Going to declare right now, in writing, that 1) when I was little I was a Miami Dolphins fan because I wanted to train dolphins at Sea World, and 2) the @MiamiDolphins are going to be unreal this season.

@Wethor1 Hey you watch it that's quality bourbon

Being I am 42 I wonder if I can recreate what I did turning 21 at twice the intensity. #justsendit

@bigkyz #damnturkey

@Wethor1 I'm good out the gates but I'll fade fast. #notamarathoner

@WadePMiller Started 1-7 this season losing to teams like the falcons and jaguars…all the wins came agains terrible teams. I’m not saying he can’t be a good HC but the national media makes it sound like they just fired Lombardi

@WadePMiller He wasn’t on speaking terms with his GM or QB the last month of the season. He had 4 OC and 4 OL coaches in three years and the offense was terrible. Jim Caldwell was supposed to be assistant HC and quit after 2 weeks. Was on 2nd DC.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me for 45 years, I'm a Miami Dolphins fan

@DavidKayser86 Well they do have the same build and drinking habits

@DavidKayser86 That’s what I was thinking

@bigkyz @ShayKayser @getLP Pretty sure I heard them rocking to Florida Georgia line

@ShayKayser @getLP He has at least 1 cowboy hat and I know he used to shop at Boot Barn. Still amazed they make a hat that size

Rush

@ShayKayser @bigkyz

@Wethor1 @bigkyz

Day one of single dad week.... erase all habits learned from previous supervisor!! #yourmommaainthere

@bigkyz @ShayKayser

@bigkyz @KaraKayser @sdsoybean Him and @BigPeterDye would be entertaining

@Wethor1 @KaraKayser @sdsoybean Huh... Maybe we better start him an account

#harvest2020 @bigkyz @sdsoybean

@bigkyz @KaraKayser @sdsoybean Hey he told me the other day he can get the internet on that thing

@Wethor1 @KaraKayser @sdsoybean Flip phone twitter????

I officially declare this the first day of beard season. So it is spoken, so it shall be done. #noshavetillspring