Dustin Smith

I just made an inappropriate joke in the department group chat instead of the friend chat. Nice knowing yall

@Patrickwebb At this point who can’t access these things anymore? This isn’t new information

BREAKING: The CIA can access your phone and laptop microphones and cameras, per former CIA officer John Kiriakou.

@notdaine Car Underwater was peak Armor for Sleep

im never wrong about this stuff ive mentioned all before but 2026 is a massive year for: - eilish constance - jonny chopps - matt proxy - car underwater - harmony tividad - andrew aged - the femcels - sophia stel - tommy fleece

@JHickelmeyer @LostMemeArchive Lmao just brought back trauma of my youth

@LostMemeArchive 2 Girls 1 Cup... Only to be outdone by 1 Guy 1 Jar.....

2 Girls 1 Cup reaction back in 2007. Just hearing the music gives me flashbacks

@beenvril The fuck is up with that retarded ass narration

This congressman has been laying pipe 😱🍆

We’re all just cogs in the machine

@HustleBitch_ I see a giant sign that says “who fucking cares”

🚨 JOHN TRAVOLTA REAPPEARS — SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT Eight years apart. Look at his face. What do you see?

I am the reaper, you just don’t know it yet

@PopBase @ChappellRoan We have different definitions of gorgeous

Chappell Roan looks gorgeous in a newly shared photo.

@tiffdidwhat Where you’re at

guess where i am…………………

@TheCinesthetic At no point was I stunned, like whatsoever

Milly Alcock stuns in newly shared photo 📸

@Sevendust_2112 White tulip is my favorite episode

One of my favorite scenes from Fringe. John Noble is amazing as Walter Bishop. 🖤

@twinklemommyyyy This is pretty amazing, gives me “Mock Orange” vibes

raptor hands riff

@xxxrayspex I fuck with 10 of these albums

why do i even bother posting a 5x5 friday when its really nothing surprising

@ryokofae Damn thanks for turning me onto these lads 🔥

this new brutalist album is so beautiful, i’m gonna make art to it today

@ropebitee Y that left arm so weird though?

i’m innocent i swear

@s0me0neimet I thought it was because of Reno 911

I just realized they named the emergency number 911 after 9/11 because it was the first emergency

@notdaine No way you can qualify. I would say 7.5 on your worst day

i volunteer as tribute

@TMZ Nah, she is a loser. Lots of women have post partum and a lot of shit going on a lot of them choose to still take care of their child while also choosing to get better for themselves and their child

Hayden Panettiere says handing over custody of her daughter wasn't abandoning her child—it was the only way she knew how to save herself. 💔 🎥: Jay Shetty Podcast

@legalstufff How do I get you to be my lawyer and my mother?!

Saturday night MILF-day party glam. Have fun celebrating the MILFs in your life! 🌷🌸🍆