Why do we titanfall, Bruce? So we can learn to titanpickourselvesup
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The Toolman
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The Toolman
@WhaleThumbs
I build things for real he/him
Katılım Ocak 2012
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I am being advised by my PR team to say that I do not endorse Halloween costumes where you fall off a ladder repeatedly and go as an OSHA violation. This is unsafe and definitely will not happen at our worksite Halloween parties going forward.
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It's important to clarify that the new Dr. W's Bite-Sized Cement Nuggies™ are NOT going to be included in Lunchly
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🎃👻 SWARLEYWEEN 2024 👻🎃
It's the most wonderful time of the year!! I've taken a week off of my day job to stream EVERY single night for an entire week, and boy howdy do I have some plans.
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@WhaleThumbs @coldplay Yo Chris. Listen up pal. It's time to listen to the real "Fix It" banger. Just so you know how the words ACTUALLY go next time you need to click that link. This is not a joking matter! 🤬
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Hold on a second
youtu.be/7nQJ164xEUI?si…
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sneh@bylightofday
there’s a guy in the crowd who asked for fix it
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Today we're taking a break from the Battle Royale today to check out a creator made version of Only Up in Fortnite! There's only one rule: GO UP 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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I was in the middle of eating my lunch and my friend barges in and says "yo quickly come with me. the guy who played Smeagol is down the street right now. let's go meet him".
yeah sure what do you want me to do just drop everything and go join A. Serkis?
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One day Will Smith is going to film himself eating a huge pile of cement and nobody is going to believe it's real
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Once again as we approach the season I need to remind everyone that nobody is asking for thriller flash mobs
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Let me tell you guys about another "Carpenter" who made Christmas special
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This is really gonna jingle your bells A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter — her first-ever holiday special — features unexpected duets and comedic guests you will not want to miss! Mark your calendars for December 6 at 9PM ET/ 6 PM PT!
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