Whangarei Ratepayer

@LeoMolloyNZ YOU’RE A RED FLAG YOU IMBECILE.

V I N C E.

HIS WORSHIP, MINCE.

MINCE.

MAI I ASK, WHO SHOULD BE THE NEW MAYOR? SHORT, GREEN, FLOWER, BUDD, OR COCKROLLO?

WENT TO A COUNCIL MEETING IN APRIL 2020 AND LAST THING I REMEMBER WAS VINCE TALKING DRIVEL FOR HOURS AND NOW IM HERE. WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN HAPPENED? HES STILL WEARING THE SAME THREE PIECE SUIT AND THERES A PANDEMIC. MARGARET HOW MUCH DID THE UNDERTWASSET COST.

@bentorkington @sherylmai ITS ALL PLANNED. A FRIEND WHO WORKS AT COUNCIL, REALLY HIGH UP (ON THE FIRST FLOOR) AT FORUM NORTH SAID THEY ARE MISTING SO THEY CAN INSTALL 5G TOWERS ON PARIHAKA.

I WANT THIS IN THE WHANGAREI LEADER TOMORROW. THE KAIPARA LIFESTYLER SHOULD HAVE THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE TOO. BLOODY PURPLE RATEPAYERS. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

MARGARET I HEARD 5G MAKES YOU PURPLE AND THE JAPANESE BANNED IT BECAUSE BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT PURPLE PEOPLE AND WE SHOULD DO THE SAME. GEORGE TOLD ME AND HE KNOWS PENNY FROM TIKIPUNGA WHO SAID WE WE ARE ALL DEAD SOON IF WE DONT MESSAGE EVERYONE ABOUT 5G AND PURPLE PEOPLE.

I BLAME THE BLOODY HUNDERTWASSER.

SAVAGE E L E C T I O N

TONY SAVAGE ERECTION

IM PREDICTING A SAVAGE ERECTION THIS TIME ROUND.

MARGARET ZOOM IN AND YOU’LL SEE SHERYL GIVING HIM THE FINGER, SEE.

MARGARET, WHAT THE HELL IS SAAS? ARE WE GETTING PAID FOR MAKING THESE ADVERTS? youtube.com/watch?v=iM4rl8…

MARGARET IS THE TWITTER THING STILL A THING? YOU THERE? HELLO? DEAR GOD I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW THIS BLOODY THING WORKS. WHAT ARE ALL THESE BUTTONS?

PM COOKEROOLIO: IF @GOWHANGAREI DON'T UPDATE THEIR INTERNET WEB PAGE SOON I MIGHT DISTANCE MYSELF, IT'S MAKING ME LOOK BAD.

NOT NEEDED @DOHWHANGAREI, FUTFORTH PAID FOR IT HERSELF BY CHEQUE. SAID THIS WAS EMBARRASSING OR SOMETHING. I TRIED @COCURULLO

I GUESS WE'RE NOT GETTING OUR DEDICATED POT-HOLE TEAM NOW @GOWHANGAREI?