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I’m told it’s my “Gotcha Day”. Pretty sure it’s the day I rescued you from a dog-less existence and not the other way around. Semantics, I guess. Now get out of my office. #whataboutdog #rescuedog #dogs #dogsofTwitter #dogsofX

I’ve finally cracked the code. Neighborhood Watch and chilling at the same time. Dog Level 100 achieved. Booyah #whataboutdog #rescuedog #dogsoftwitter

Same. I have been a victim of this bait and switch many times. #whataboutdog #dogs #dogsoftwitter #rescuedog

Apparently Neighborhood Watch is being infiltrated by AI. I think. Is this AI? #whataboutdog #rescuedog #dogs

I’m not judging you, I’m just disappointed. Wait. No. I am judging you. #rescuedog #dogs

What my family sees when they try to take away a toy.

Lean forward to grab your water? I steal your spot. Deal with it. #whataboutdog #rescuedog #dogs #dogsoftwitter

Feeling cute. Might delete later. idk #dogs #RescueDog #dogsoftwitter #DogsofTwittter

LIES! I saw you throw that toy away! I almost had that massive chunk chewed off! #dogsoftwitter #DogsofTwittter #dogs #RescueDog

She says it’s Book Club, but it feels more like I’m a mob boss ordering the next hit. #dogs #DogsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #whataboutdog #RescueDog

They say I’m solar powered. I don’t know what that means but leave me alone so I can snooze in these sunny spots. #whataboutdogblog #dogsoftwitter #RescueDogs #RescueDog #dogs

Kid has to go to school? Not going to happen. He’s my pillow. #sorrynotsorry #dogsoftwitter #RescueDogs #RescueDog

@DiannaConstant2 Definitely not amused!

@WhatAboutDog You are looking less than amused, my friend 😊

First I go to the vet and get multiple pokes. Then she puts this shirt on my so I can’t lick a bump on my chest. And NOW she’s taking pictures of me? The injustice. #whataboutdogblog #dogsoftwitter #RescueDog #RescueDogs

I did NOT consent to this. #whataboutdogblog #dogsoftwitter #RescueDogs #rescuedog #Halloween

This. is. ridiculous. The child doesn’t need a puppy escort to the bus and I don’t need my morning walk. I’m frozen from my nose to my toes! #whataboutdogblog #dogs #DogsofTwittter #rescuedog #cold

#TBT to the time I was accosted by a sentient ball. I’m told it was a hamster, but I have my doubts. #whataboutdogblog #dogs #RescueDogs #rescuedog #dogsoftwitter

@VDeuchars Thank goodness for dog law when it comes to claiming space!

@WhatAboutDog Yous are rite if you move and yous get the space wesley frenchie days 😅😃🤣😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦

I believe the phrase is “if I fits, I sits”. Her fault for leaning over to grab her coffee giving me that opening to the BEST SPOT ON THE WHOLE COUCH! #dogs #dogsoftwitter #RescueDog #RescueDogs #whataboutdogblog #DogsofTwittter

Dog version of #mymoneydontjiggle : “My collar goes jingle jingle. Ears fold.” Copywriting that. #IYKYK #dogs #dogsoftwitter #rescuedog #rescuedogs