mr hamlin

Heading back over the Williamsburg Bridge at 7:12am

daunte culpepper after throwing the craziest 70-yard dart to randy moss.

@robbiestacks90 @MarchMadnessMBB Good try Robbie

@MarchMadnessMBB Pittsburgh and the Big East were extremely overrated in 2009. Pitt was being threatened by 16 seed ETSU very late. Also, that Villanova team was probably the worst Nova team to make the Final Four. Reynolds was a step too slow, Cunningham too small, I knew UNC would demolish them

On this day in 2009, Scottie Reynolds stunned Pitt with a game-winning layup to send Villanova to the #MFinalFour 🔥 #MarchMadness

As our algorithms listen and learn more and more about who or what we are as people, we continue to find meaning through what is being reflected back at us. This story is a comment on that phenomenon. open.substack.com/pub/seams/p/ta…

Took my (frigid) wife to see Wuthering Heights tonight. Car ride to the theater she put on the Hamilton soundtrack and scrolled through Pinterest the entire time ignoring me. I think I chipped a tooth from clenching my teeth. Walk into the theater lobby and it’s a sea of screaming black teenagers and obese guatemalan women babbling into speakerphone. I buy her some garbage to eat and we go into the theater. Before we sit down she accidentally (?) spills her extra large diet Dr. Pepper on my seat, but the theater is full so I just sit in it. My ass is immediately soaked but I don’t care I just don’t want to move my body anymore I just don’t want my body to function. The guatemalan women are in the theater and they and my wife are all staring at their phones, giving the room a sickly, ambient glow that makes my eyes water and my stomach turn. The movie starts and I mentally check out, thinking of the chubby teenage girl at the concession counter and how thrilling it would be to kidnap her. I let my mind drift away but my wife snaps me out of this fantasy by hacking loudly trying to get a stuck popcorn kernel out of her throat. The guatemalan women sense distress and start nervously gibbering in their gutterspeak. I excuse myself to the bathroom but instead sneak into some kind of cartoon called Goat. I sit in the back and sob softly until a black teenager notices me and screams “ayo dis gay nigga crine!” and the rest of them start jeering and screaming at me so I rush out. I lock eyes with the chubby teenage girl in the lobby and she looks sad and I imagine she’d be okay with me kidnapping her but I just go back and sit next to my wife in the giant puddle of diet Dr. Pepper. The movie finishes. We leave. Wife immediately puts Hamilton soundtrack back on and scrolls Pinterest. We won’t be discussing the film. No, we won’t be discussing anything. Am I Heathcliff? Am I myself? Am I a person? Am I sure I can keep doing this for one second longer? Tomorrow is Friday, but in reality, everyday is Monday.

This is strangely moving

@What_a_HAM The Rams guys probably wanted big, expensive coaching staffs and facility improvements. Big Mike was ok with everything as is. HIRED! Art II is a problem. A big, big problem.

The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens

I’ll release a public statement about Mike McCarthy hire later this week but here’s a preview: its fucking gross and proof that this ownership isn’t serious about winning

@nwash85 Look how they did your boy, SMH, LOL

I think both of these should be interceptions but Rodgers has the ball in his possession more clearly and for longer than Cooks did.

This is a great take

Casual Steeler fan at work just said he wanted to bring back Cowher I love #SteelersNation

A year earlier and Ben Johnson may very well be the #Steelers' head coach. They missed the boat.

Bumping this before it disappears into obsolescence.

I am ready to be hurt again @steelers