Dave Wheatley

@TonysChocoUK_IE a bit of a rip off, a flat egg, half the normal size and 5 minis for £13

@tobytarrant A bit like some of your entrances into the radio X studio 😉

Tiger Woods is never far from the next disaster, the bloke is a one man Harchester United 🙈

@Joes1Neuron @SamaHoole Epic 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@SamaHoole If there’s something strange… In your neighborhood… Who you gonna call?

Goat butter. I know you haven't tried it. I know because if you had tried it, you wouldn't have led with that expression. Goat butter has a higher proportion of medium-chain triglycerides than cow butter: absorbed more rapidly, converted to energy more efficiently, less likely to be stored as body fat. The fat globules are smaller and naturally homogenised, which is why it's significantly more digestible for people whose relationship with dairy has historically been complicated. The flavour is cleaner and creamier. More rounded. The kind of fat that doesn't need anything added to it because it is already, on its own, the point. It is available in exactly the same aisle as cow butter. It costs slightly more. It is worth it. I am not asking you to upgrade your entire dietary framework. I am asking you to spend an extra 80 pence. Try the goat butter. Report back. You'll be annoyed you waited this long.

@twitcherspud 😬🫣

Bethell’s the boy! Come on! 🏏😜

@SamaHoole @neenee14xx Brilliant. Everyone who says that is an innocent expression is being duped. That is the smug look of someone who has just bested you. Again.

Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive scrub species that outcompetes wildflowers, reduces biodiversity, and creates dense monoculture thicket that nothing else can use. Keith ate it. Keith does this every day. Keith does not charge for this service. 8:15am - Keith ate a thistle. Thistles are also considered invasive scrub in managed pasture. Goldfinches eat thistle seeds, but Keith's grazing will ensure the pasture remains open enough for the ground-nesting birds that can't use dense scrub. Keith has not attended a conservation workshop. Keith arrived at this conclusion by being a goat. 9:00am - Keith dismantled a section of hedge. This was less helpful. Keith does not have a perfect record. 10:30am - Keith escaped the field. He was in the road for eleven minutes. He ate a neighbour's rose. This is not being counted in Keith's environmental impact assessment. 11:00am - Keith was returned to the field. Keith regarded the farmer with the specific expression of an animal that does not recognise the concept of property. 12:00pm - Keith ate more bramble. His digestive system: four stomachs, a rumen full of specialised microorganisms, the ability to extract nutrition from lignified plant matter that would defeat any other animal on this field, is converting scrub vegetation into milk with a fat content of approximately 4.5%. The milk will become cheese. The cheese will be sold at the farm shop. The farm shop is four miles away. The cheese food miles are: four. 3:00pm - Keith produced manure. The manure will grow the grass. The grass will grow the bramble. The bramble will be eaten by Keith. This system has no inputs. It has been running since goats were domesticated approximately ten thousand years ago. Keith is not aware he is saving the planet. Keith is thinking about whether the fence on the north side has a weak point. It does. Keith found it at 4:45pm. Keith got out again.

@twitcherspud @MarburyBirds Get treated better than me!

@MarburyBirds Ruined rotten them birds! 😂

Some stills of the Ravens from today. I take so many photos of them but they are just so beautiful! I have just baked them some homemade, heathier buns for them! So if they come to see me tomorrow they will be very happy! 😆

@MarburyBirds You’re definitely family now 😆

I think we can safely say that the Ravens are breeding 😁 I was just sat quietly with them when they started grooming and then they did this. A bit of a long video and I cut off the bit where they mated as I wasn’t sure about posting it!

@Boldyboy1975 @neenee14xx @tobytarrant one for you?

Winter Olympics in the Pub❄️🥶That’s a sport I could get behind 🍺🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Willowglass12 @YouTube @groovesvillewkd @ACrossHammer @jimihawkes @MoMetalTrax @ricksaints Ooh yes! 👍🏻 🤘🏻🎸

#nowplaying Slayer - Reign In Blood (Expanded) youtube.com/playlist?list=… via @YouTube @groovesvillewkd @ACrossHammer @jimihawkes @MoMetalTrax @ricksaints

@lizardschwartz Ooh dats sneaky. Who’s a clever girl. Thats the dog I’m referring to by the way. Obviously.

@WheatersDave Like when she pretends she needs a wee so she can steal the warm spot on the sofa

She says she isn't going to invade Greenland but I'm not sure I believe her

@SuellaBraverman @HavantBorough why are there are so many pot holes around the Tempest avenue area of Waterlooville? The roads haven’t been swept properly for 6 months, there’s litter everywhere, even the dog poo bins haven’t been emptied for 2 weeks. It’s disgusting and unclean

@HavantBorough what’s up with the dog poo bins, street sweeping and litter round the Tempest Avenue area? I know the Norse SE contract ends this year but the poo bins haven’t been emptied for nearly two weeks and the road gutters are filthy. Could do with a litter pick as well

@mickey_ratfink I wouldn’t bother, January looks a right off for trapping

First moth of the calendar year!! Nice to find this chestnut in the kitchen last night, but it doesn't tempt me to put the moth trap out yet!😄 S Monmouthshire #mothsmatter #vc35

@_JoelAshton Still breathing thanks 😉 I don’t suppose you’ve done any moth trapping in the garden or surveys? It looks pretty promising given the numbers of insects that you look to have flying around in the video

@WheatersDave Thanks so much Dave. Really keen to see what the new pond will bring, and indeed the meadow in the coming years 😊 Hope you’re well mate

In April 2025 I moved into a one acre plot of mostly mown grass. I then made it my ambition to try and encourage as much wildlife into the garden as possible. Here is the result of the last 8 months… youtu.be/cztzjwbsKH8?si…

@MarburyBirds Looks like a bored teenager 😆

Fun, fascinating behaviour by the Ravens this morning. Not great photos but I've never seen this behaviour before so I wanted to share! Hope you're not bored of ravens; I'm a little obsessed! Here Chips is having a snow bath and one of them is hanging upside down from a tree!

@twitcherspud @sciencegirl But looks fun 😉🫣

@sciencegirl This can’t be real or remotely safe or legal!! 😳

Catclaw is the size of half a small orange and is designed to be installed in its thousands along kerbs and pavements as a parking prevention measure

@twitcherspud Unfortunately they do…..

Do people really believe this sort of horse shit is real?!?! 🤪🙈

@twitcherspud That’s pretty vile even for this place 😬

There was a spell when videos of deaths - accidents & shootings & stuff kept appearing on my timeline & now I’ve just seen a woman wanking a dog off so I think that’s about the finish for this cesspit of a site now! Unbelievable! 😡