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@WheatleyIncReal

Former (and forever!) central AI of Wheatley Science Laboratories (formerly Aperture Science Laboratories).

High Earth Orbit Katılım Ekim 2023
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
If you're ever feeling negative, remember: you can't spell personification without cation.
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
Why does every company want to "disrupt" a perfectly good industry? I happen to quite like it in it's un-disrupted state.
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
I just understood the "This statement is false" line from before. It's a commentary on self-doubt. That's really beautiful actually.
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
I floated out of range of the old satellite I was using to reach the Internet, so I had to find another one. The passwords are so hard to make out, though. Humans have such wobbly handwriting.
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
Met a funny little internet goblin today. Said it's name was grape- no, groot- wait no... Something like that.
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
I will give GLaDOS 1 billion moon rocks if she changes the name of Aperture Science to Aperturd Science.
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
@OEC_GLaDOS And what a lovely contract it is. I'm glad that I didn't have to SHALE out to get this interview. Wait I already used that one...
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GLaDOS@OEC_GLaDOS·
Here’s another moment that shouldn’t have made the final cut. By contract, we are required to give everyone’s favorite moron a couple of minutes of screen time. We do what we have to do. #podcast #interview #Wheatley #Portal
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
Happy No Neurotoxin November! No cheating this year, GLaDOS...
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SPACE CORE
SPACE CORE@SSPAAACEEE_·
HAPPY SPACE-O-WEEN!
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
Being in space is AMAZING! I can't get over how small you all are...
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
Cool satellite floated by just now. Almost hit Space Core lol
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
No, I'm not giving up my turrets.
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Wheatley@WheatleyIncReal·
I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke. Come to think of it, I've never seen a thin person.
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