Wheatley

If you're ever feeling negative, remember: you can't spell personification without cation.

Why does every company want to "disrupt" a perfectly good industry? I happen to quite like it in it's un-disrupted state.

I just understood the "This statement is false" line from before. It's a commentary on self-doubt. That's really beautiful actually.

I floated out of range of the old satellite I was using to reach the Internet, so I had to find another one. The passwords are so hard to make out, though. Humans have such wobbly handwriting.

Met a funny little internet goblin today. Said it's name was grape- no, groot- wait no... Something like that.

I will give GLaDOS 1 billion moon rocks if she changes the name of Aperture Science to Aperturd Science.

@OEC_GLaDOS And what a lovely contract it is. I'm glad that I didn't have to SHALE out to get this interview. Wait I already used that one...

Here’s another moment that shouldn’t have made the final cut. By contract, we are required to give everyone’s favorite moron a couple of minutes of screen time. We do what we have to do. #podcast #interview #Wheatley #Portal

Happy No Neurotoxin November! No cheating this year, GLaDOS...

HAPPY SPACE-O-WEEN!

Being in space is AMAZING! I can't get over how small you all are...

Cool satellite floated by just now. Almost hit Space Core lol

No, I'm not giving up my turrets.

I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke. Come to think of it, I've never seen a thin person.

There needs comprehensive lack of ethical guidelines. Period. #BringBackBluePaint