Tim Wheeler

@Timodc @bluegeorgia Dear leader says black is white.

Wow. The truth about whether Epstein killed himself might be right here in this newly released file. justice.gov/epstein/files/…

@JonesHowDareYou We had “The Games” before, and Roy & HG during. Difficult to pick a fave.

Because the whole world is shit, here's The Seekers (Gina Riley, John Clarke, Bryan Dawe and Nicholas Bell) rehearsing "The Carnival Is Over" for the closing ceremony of the 2000 Sydney Olympics in "The Games."

@thomashawk Love the look of these (very familiar) old slides. However, loss of highlight detail in Ektachrome’s slight overexposure is worse than Kodachrome’s lack of shadow detail in correct exposure. The dynamic range in a modern DSLR is staggering.

Found Ektachrome Slide, San Francisco, date stamped on slide, August 1971

@cathywilcox1 Who is Canberra’s Nancy Mace, and have they told you which bathroom to use?

@vanOnselenP I have faith in Walls. And Walz. It will hold.

It’s all about the blue wall now and it ain’t looking nearly as solid as Harris would want…

@Peter_Fitz It’ll be a solid Harris win. Of course, it might be the case that my social media bubble is so narrow it could fit through the eye of a needle.

Feels like it.

@AntonEnus @MikeCarlton01 @SBSNews Ah yes, the competition for the favourite artist who most crushingly disappoints with political views. Eric Clapton anti-vax. Oh my heart.

@MikeCarlton01 @SBSNews Oh dear, didn’t know that. I recently read the new Gail Jones novel, Salonika Burning, in which Miles Franklin appears in similar vein.

What am I listening to on my Friday night drive home from the @SBSNews studios? Some serious wartime nostalgia tonight. Earlier this week I sat in a beautiful garden with my almost-94-yo mum and shared a moment listening to this grand old dame. Special times…

@Peter_Fitz Yes, most major issue. And leading to Harris victory. But there’s always this possibility: Trump delays selection of electors passed the deadline, and they’re not counted. So Trump becomes president with fewer than 270 electoral college votes. What a wacky system.

Shapiro should also help them hold there. My major hope for the Americans, beyond sanity, is that women will turn out in force and vote for their reproductive rights. Every election since Roe V Wade was overturned that has been a significant factor, and should count this time.

@SquigglyRick All the letters you need are already on the keyboard. Just arrange them in some sort of order.

@workingdogprod @Wil_Anderson Working Dog’s legacy is in our influenced language. Where are the replies quoting lines? “I’m not touching that one!”

Welcome to Frontline - Remastered! To celebrate 30 years, we've remastered your favourite current affairs program. Relive the media madness with Mike Moore and the team - now on ABC iview.

@Thetribalmind No Wurlitzer?

This is how it should be

@PhillipAdams_1 Can you take over the IDF too please

My medals are all kosher. Just taken over the ADF.

@Peter_Fitz With upset grammar pedants, just pat them on the back and say, “There, they’re, their.”

When a relationship ends, it shows empathy to consider the other partner’s feelings. JD Vance

@timminchin @restisents @richardosman Milly Alcock was amazing in Upright. There was some other bloke she travelled with, he’s ok too.

Richard and Marina having a VERY sensible discussion on @restisents a few weeks ago, proving @richardosman has impeccable taste. #Upright

@qikipedia And the 1956 Melbourne equestrian events were held where?

The 1908 Olympic games in London lasted a total of 6 months and four days.

@JaneCaro You knocked that one into shape pretty well.

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@simongerman600 @GrogsGamut So, extrapolating this graph, screens will be bigger than the phone itself. Graphs are fantastic aren’t they!

You knew this but know you've seen it as a chart. Your phone got bigger and the screen now covers the whole front of the phone. Source: buff.ly/4cJzDHn

@Theblackfemini3 @lisareality1 I tell scammers calling my work phone, “It’s a policy of this company to not accept unsolicited phone calls!” Never has anyone asked how did I get any customers at all.

I once kept an "ATO" agent on the phone for over 2 hours while I begged him to not issue a warrant for my arrest and send the sheriff to my house. Apparently I owed over $7000 in tax but he was kind enough to reduce it to $2500 if I went immediately to a bitcoin ATM 3 hours away in Sydney to deposit the money. I was doing housework and had time to stay on the phone lol and while I had him on the phone, he wasn't scamming an oldie. They're not real bright, I mean who stays on the phone that long with a crying hysterical woman using the vacuum cleaner 😂

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello, how are you today?" "I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?" "Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.” "Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?” " No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.” "REALLY, that's quite concerning.” "Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.” "No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.” “You don't?" “No.” "Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.” "Don't have one.” "Ipad?" "Nope.” "Tablet?" "I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.” After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!" I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

@KathyLette Oh yes, a fave lines thread: “I present to you this laurel, and hardy handshake!”

Not-so-young-Frankenstein. Can’t believe we’re celebrating the 98th b’day of the brilliant Mel Brooks. The iconic comic has given us so many great quips & quotes. My fave? “If I cut my finger, that’s tragedy. Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer & die.” 🎉🎂#MelBrooks