Mishaal Abbasi

Just another friendly, yet daily, reminder that my name is not a “unique” spelling of Michelle.

the golden globe commentators; the polymarket partnership; the unhinged and unnecessary transition music — everything about this broadcast is horrible.

@purpleromeropo sure, go ahead

bad day to be a Waymo in SF during a PG&E-induced power outage

“you look like someone who knows their way around a vegan restaurant”

Mary “Every-Time-I-Get-A-Chance-To-Zipline-I-Do-It” Cosby

the format/medium of one generation with eventually become the aesthetic of another

once in a green corn moon

and is “the internet” in the room with us right now?

quite entertaining watching Gen Z glitch as they learn Charli XCX is a millennial

@CheraeBull1 @SomaKazima @townmenace23 came here to say this

@SomaKazima @townmenace23 I agree.

Who's an artist whose music you used to LOVE, but can't stand listening to their new music or old music now???

l’appel du vide

gratitude and pain can coexist.

@AlaskaAir @MikeJohnson2_ your people on the ground are doing their best to hold it down at IAD, but this is ridiculous. the consistent breakdowns are not only inconvenient but disrespectful — to your customers and employees. invest in new equipment, more staff, and try even just a little

@AlaskaAir we’re getting a lot of mixed information at this gate. very disappointed in the continued chaos of Alaska flights this past year. is this flight going to continue to get delayed every hour or will it be cancelled all together?

fix your damn planes @AlaskaAir

this debate is giving budget big top

did Trump really say “el bagdaddy” ?

@CoachLee93 i thought i was the only one that heard that 🥴🙃😵‍💫

Elbagdaddy is wild 😵‍💫

This debate tonight about to be comedy