Daniel Surett

Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball.

If spiders start flying, I'm leaving this planet.

You say "12/12/12", I say "Who/Fucking/Cares?"

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the”

@Mical_Smith BAAHAHAHAHA

@NextLevelMobile do you have a price list, also some contact info?

Firehouse supper!

Tonight's view!

I think on Dec. 21 all the power companies should just shut off the power... for like 10 mins to make people flip the fuck out.

To the Texas Dad that beat the creep to death for molesting his 4 yr old daughter: Where would u like the Father of the Year trophy sent to?

@JeffGordonWeb That's a boy Gordon, take him out and RUN like the pussy you are

HE'LL YEA!!! 48 in the wall

Decision decisions??

Big Doe on the ground, more meat in the freezer!

My view for the evening!

Phew that was close! I thought I was going to have to find a job! -Obama voters.

Hurricane Sandy hit the East Coast... If MTV won't cancel Jersey Shore, God will.

Everybody knows, Kenyans don't loose races!!

I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shit's dangerous.

Hey democrats, thanks for voting, oh yea Your vote didn't count! Romney takes SC