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@Acyn Yep the priority ball room!

Lindsey Graham says they are going introduce legislation that’s going to authorize 400 million dollars to be spent on building the ballroom: We pay for it by offsetting it with customs fees. The sooner we get the ballroom built, the better it is for the country.

@BraddrofliT He’s carrying a lot of xtra weight

60 Minutes released a photo of Trump ahead of their interview. What do you notice?

@realstewpeters In a war we will be in for years to come.

TRUMP: “I’m canceling peace talks in Pakistan with the Iranians because it’s a waste of time.” Bro, Iran canceled all further talks with you like a week ago. WTF are you talking about?

@ronsterd89 My Lord there’s other thing in life to worry about than grass clippings. Your lucky he’s mowing.

I am so annoyed watching this. This guy is out here mowing his grass and just letting all the clippings fly everywhere all over the road, the sidewalk, and into the street like it’s nobody’s business. Really? You can’t be bothered to use a bag or even point the chute the other way? Now the whole neighborhood has to deal with your grass mess blowing around and sticking to everyone’s cars. This is exactly why our streets always look dirty. A little common courtesy goes a long way. contain your mess instead of making it everyone else’s problem.

@JamieBonkiewicz Between naps

I’ll save you some time on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: • Fake news • The press is the enemy of the people • It’s Joe Biden’s fault • The 2020 election was rigged • Some incoherent gibberish • Witch hunt • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Total and complete victory in Iran • We are the hottest country in the world • The failing New York Times • A UFC fight on the White House lawn • CNN is a disaster • Democrats hate America • My beautiful gold ballroom • More gibberish • Greatest presidency ever Am I missing anything?

@Windoctorrx Cover up man!

This fat fuck knew EVERYTHING

@AnnieForTruth The Mar a lago look. Half off botox and half ass job!

Notice how their looks change once they become indoctrinated into the Trump cult! 🤮

@Primewave96 His mommy still dressing him?

Dude passed the vibe check

@RpsAgainstTrump Does she think anyone enjoys her!

Karoline Leavitt: “This will likely be my last gaggle for some time. As you can see, I’m about ready to have a baby any minute, so I’ll see you guys very soon.”

@Matt_Pinner How many sharpies do you think she owns?

When you see a Nose Ring on women what do you think ??

@vahphor @Samsonthegoat25 Did the body guy get out?

@Samsonthegoat25 7yrs in pr!son just for filming content? Is this really how they act in Saudi when we have a lot of people there doing the same? Free Jack!

@atrupar You sure he knows who the FBI Director is?

Leavitt: "The president does still have confidence in the FBI director"

@joncoopertweets @Mamabenergy2 Guys behind him are looking like is that the end?

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

@MattWallace888 They must be worried.

Pay close attention to what the Secret Service agent behind President Trump is holding!

@atrupar They have rode the Blame Biden to death.

VARNEY: Do you have a plan to mitigate this fertilizer problem, Madame Secretary? BROOKE ROLLINS: Yes. We have been every day now for almost 50 days having daily meetings in the White House. During the Biden years ... VARNEY: But what is the plan? You've had lots of meetings, but what is the plan?

@Mollyploofkins President of Chaos’s .

Sen. Joni Ernst: "He is the president of peace.”

@ThrillaRilla369 Fake news

An overused word or phrase that needs to be retired in 2026

@RonFilipkowski He’s with the government that’s fake news.

RIGGED AND STOLLEN!!!

@LenzoOTF @realstewpeters Someone picked it for him. He wouldn’t know what to pick.

@realstewpeters Why did he pick these specific parts of the bible?

Trump struggles to read Bible verses, slurring his words from the Oval Office. This comes one week after he posted an image depicting himself as Jesus Christ.

@FurkanGozukara Bet he’s on the squad for being fired.

A reporter completely breaks FBI Director Kash Patel. After Patel screams and calls the journalist a liar, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche literally has to step in like a babysitter to scold the press for being rude. Washington officials are terrified of basic questions.