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@WhitWheeler

Katılım Mayıs 2014
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@wynavira·
does anyone want to play outside after work
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m@skitzocat·
taking the horn by the bull
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Zion
Zion@zionszzn·
Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
I got banned from the park for trying to line up the squirrels by height. This town doesn't like me critter sizing.
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l!v@bpddestroyer·
I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider
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Softboy
Softboy@softboywin·
starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back
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maya
maya@mayaviatwitta·
i never beg except when it’s to differ
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fishious
fishious@fishquichee·
Youre telling me a flea runs this market
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erika
erika@yeeeerika·
i would like to personally thank whoever gingered the first ale
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fishious
fishious@fishquichee·
My five year plan is to see how it goes
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mariana Z
mariana Z@mariana057·
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life.
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@wynavira·
the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize
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rea
rea@ReaBeee·
I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽
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misto
misto@mistowho·
There's 2 birds throwing stones at me
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sammie
sammie@rockstarkittn·
thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack
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⋆ eiskalt ⋆@bitchforcardioo·
Men deserve periods and women deserve their high metabolism
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👽@awwheyuu·
Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time
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m@skitzocat·
the dead horse is beating me
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name
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