Not MDL

sitting comfortably at a park is an art form i have yet to master

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a reply guy

@marshallrichrds If this had an external display port, it would cover 80% of my projects.

I made an app this past weekend using a $30 android smartphone to send me notifications when my dryer was done drying. They sell these phones at a loss thinking you’re gonna buy a data plan, don’t do that. Instead use for DIY projects in place of a raspberry pi or esp32.

thoughts and prayers to data bricks maintainers

These guys still don't understand PEMDAS, but can explain the 30 mechanics of their league like they are defending their dissertation.

I miss when football was just guys being dudes. Living in the moment, eating beers, watching CTE. Then fantasy leagues happened.

If I ever get into rock climbing just know its a cry for help

EARLY 2000'S HARDSTYLE WAS PEAK AND I CANNOT BE TOLD OTHERWISE

In the interest of personal accountability, I want to get into film, which is cringe. I solemnly swear the camera will never be a statement piece on my coffee table, for I do not own a coffee table. Thank you for understanding.

The problem with 1 drink is it comes exactly before 12 if you're not careful.

1) They'd make a killing. 2) Y'all ain't well.

I am shocked there aren't more ads for anti depressants on twitter.

Guys I’m scared, I’m in my late 20’s and I’m going through a punk revival phase.

People bitching and moaning about CFB are possibly more annoying than crypto twitter.

"Just be yourself" is good advice for maybe 10% of people. You need a little rapport before you freak them the fuck out.

“You’re the one that’s really into goth girls right?” My years of self advertising have finally paid off.

I am going to be gutted when we look back at millennial pop culture and the keynotes are Harry Potter and scene kids.

Very grateful Spotify added lyrics to EDM songs with 6 unique words.

My preferred breakfast is adderall, coffee, 1 piece of toast, and toothpicks to gnaw through like I still smoke.

At what point to UFC fighters with cauliflower ear just van Gogh that shit?