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Kai Securities
Kai Securities@KaiSecurities·
Our Founder and CEO, Mihir Ghelani's comments on 'Harnessing Two Decades of Expertise to Navigate the Evolving Trading Industry' is published in Daily Hunt. The full article is available here: m.dailyhunt.in/news/india/eng…
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Barack Obama
Barack Obama@BarackObama·
Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:
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Kai Securities@KaiSecurities·
On Kargil Vijay Diwas, we salute the heroes who fought valiantly for our nation's honor and pay tribute to their unwavering courage and sacrifice. Jai Hind! 🇮🇳
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Imtiaz Mahmood
Imtiaz Mahmood@ImtiazMadmood·
E-Cow-nomics: SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. NORTH KOREAN AUTOCRACY: You have two bulls. The government kills you and takes the bulls. The government then kills the bulls for not producing milk. BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other dry, and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on income. VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your dodgy lawyer at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns ten cows, with an option for one more. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead. A SPANISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoirs, cheese units, and packing sheds. You still only have two cows. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, dump 5 tons of cowshit on the steps of the National Assembly because it’s a national pastime. A GREEK CORPORATION: You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow anime called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A FINANCIAL CAPITALIST CORPORATION: You have no cows but you pretend you have 2M to get your company publicly traded. You start selling Milk Bonds based on alleged/projected production you won't even have to prove. Your stock value goes through the roof, and you sell it all before the bubble bursts. You defect to a Caribbean fiscal paradise as the market crashes, taking down with them the investors and the small-time cow-owners. A GLOBALIST CORPORATION: You start with 2 cows but go on to be the middleman for plenty of other cow owners until nobody can tell the difference between yours and others. You then convince the public your milk is the only one worth buying (also by offering it at impossibly low prices) and all the smaller farmers either sell to you or go out of business. You can then raise the price, and lower the quality and people will still kiss your ass as you're the only cow place in town. A NORTHERN ITALY CORPORATION: You have two cows, and you send them to a poor country to save money on labour while moving your fiscal HQ to a tax haven. Quality drops, customers complain but you still blame it on the EU. A SOUTHERN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You got two cows from the Government and built a modern farm with EU funds. The staff is trained by a 2-weeks council-funded course that cost like a degree at an Ivy League college. Unsurprisingly nobody knows what to do, the cows don't produce enough milk but you keep on operating at a loss because the state-of-the-art facility is a great promotional tool for the politicians in charge. Either organized crime steps in and turns it into a successful activity (and a money-laundering central on the side) or it gets bought out by a Chinese corporation. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CANADIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are sorry. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go to the Pub for a few beers to celebrate. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You drink their milk. You drink their piss. You worship them. You collect votes. A PAKISTANI CORPORATION: You had two cows, and now you have biriyani. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. One is your wife. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you, so they bomb the fuck out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy. AN YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: "Hey guys, I have two cows. Today I'm going to show you how to milk them, but first - have you heard of MooVPN?" A TikTok INLFULENCER: Let me show you my two cows. After a minute you can’t differentiate between the cows and the person because of the filters. A BELGIAN COOPERATION: You have two cows. Apparently, they don't speak the same language. You spread them over three meadows. You create five governing bodies to control milk production. The cows get confused and one wants to be independent. No one understands what's going on. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive. MATRIX: There are no cows.
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White Line Music
White Line Music@WhiteLineMusic1·
@CNBCTV18Live 800 crores is a huge amount! Very big news and company will benefit hugely with this cash flow 💥💥💥
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CNBC-TV18@CNBCTV18Live·
Swan Energy has signed an #agreement to lease out its Floating Storage Regasification Unit (#FSRU) vessel named Vasant One to Botas, Turkey's state-owned natural gas and #LNG firm
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