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@ApollosMission The isle

Call of Duty is dead. Arc Raiders is dead. Fortnite is dead. Battlefield is dead. GTA is still not out. What is anyone even playing anymore these days?

Can we shoot tatis to the fucking moon

Ive got 99 problems and theyre all from work

@SamNeher24 Homie is worse than ferdi raps smh

Please no one photoshop this sign. It would be an absolute travesty if that happened

@DeportesEnjoyr @owndodgerhaters How you gonna say of course when you just said wake me up in September. You only watch the last 20 games or what bitch boy

@WhiteMeatTaco @owndodgerhaters Of course cock sucker. We just don't hang banners for being in first place 🤷

Ooof

US foods is ruining my life 1 day at a time

Hitters beware ... The Reaper is coming for you 🔥 Thirty-eight hitters have come to the plate against Mason Miller this season. He’s punched out 27 of them. His 71.1% strikeout rate is the highest by a pitcher in his first 11 appearances of a season since at least 1900. h/t: @SlangsOnSports

@DeportesEnjoyr @owndodgerhaters Damn bro u dont even watch regular season baseball??? Typical dodger fan

@owndodgerhaters Bro who gives a fuck. Pads will piss down their leg when it matters most. Wake me up in September.

The full ninth-inning comeback that gave the Padres their seventh win in a row

@dwem456 @OmoAlade007 Wherever you want, outside in the fresh air at like a park or something it probably a good place to get some reading done

@OmoAlade007 Where can I read the comics?

Not my check engine light goin on smh

Playing the isle is so fun i been a dinosaur for a week

Tatis sucks

@prfctsweetie Dang so you just poured it onto the bottom of freezer??

my pesto tastes like the freezer and I’m mad even though it’s my own fault because I didn’t put the pesto in a bag when I froze it

Just remembered that time me and the homies were smoking outside a hotel and some lady staying there was bitching at us saying we shouldnt be smoking weed outside as if she wasnt a tourist in OUR city????

@Rob_Shenanigans Yall are trolling right???

The rubber in MLB is 60.5 feet to the plate. The rubber to the mound in women's softball is 43.0 feet. This pitcher throwing 79.4 MPH to the hitter is the equivalent of a MLB hitter facing a 112 MPH fastball.

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan Security Guard:

@DanteDeButtPlug Shhhiiiiitttt lemme kno what pc games u start hoppin on 👀👀👀 and tell me your discord

@WhiteMeatTaco BOTH

So damn happy I have pc finally. There’s a bunch of upgrades I need to do but I finally have one to get started on things I’ve wanted to do for literally half my life. It’s never too late man.

7 months down and 2 butthole surgeries later, i finally just had my last appointment for this issue