🎶𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝑰𝒔 𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒉🎶

1/3 Just a quick heads-up, everyone. This account started as a serious "Reform UK / Restore Britain" type page, but I've decided to shift direction. It's now a parody / satire account.

Never skip leg day at the gym.

How far-right are you? Me;

@bandedout It's 1,000s every day, Indians have a love-hate relationship with trains.

@DarkRestoreBrit Is this AI I swear I’ve seen an Indian do the same thing a week ago

Woody when Andy walks in.

Today I fostered a dog.

Birmingham. Broad daylight. Blood-curdling screams as another stabbing unfolds, car ramming into people, multiple victims hospitalised. This is now normal in parts of England. Mass migration has turned our cities into war zones while two-tier policing protects the perpetrators and brands native Englishmen the problem for noticing. Our streets are no longer safe. Our people are no longer safe. They did this. They own this. My England for the English. England. True Grit. Restore. No apologies. No surrender.

An African asylum seeker is standing in the middle of Oxford Street in London, smiling and stopping passersby. "Thank you so much, England! Thank you for the generous benefits, the free NHS, the council housing, the shopping vouchers, and all the lovely food!" First man walks past: "Sorry mate, I'm Pakistani." Second person: "I'm actually Somalian." Third: "Nah, I'm Nigerian." Fourth: "Turkish, bro." Fifth: "Romanian." The asylum seeker looks confused and asks a sixth person: "Excuse me, where are all the English people then?" The man shrugs and says: "Probably at work."

@SuddenLncident Woody, when Andy walks in the room.

'Tis but a scratch.

Me, at the local mosque, stealing trainers.

When you've run out of boogers, and you're still a little peckish...

What's your response?

@DarkRestoreBrit Me! It really is! I've travelled far and wide and even off the shelf it's the best bread you'll get anywhere. Where I am now, it's loaded with sugar. It's vile 😩

Who else thinks English bread is amongst the best bread in the world 🌎

@proud_native_am You're a red dot Indian, not a red skin one.

We are The Indigenous

Ex-Muslims be like.

Is this true, Muslims?

Could someone show this to Sadiq ?

@Ebases62 @MadDogBrit

@DarkRestoreBrit @MadDogBrit hahahhahahahahhahahah

@Lee647459183762 @LeeHurstComic It's a fraudulent Somalian learning center.

@DarkRestoreBrit @LeeHurstComic What is a learing?

Why does she always dress like an extra from ‘Rainbow’?