Boolake ⚡️

If you drive a charger and catch me staring as I pull by, just know I’m tryna figure out if you an undercover or not

Spartan races are so historically inaccurate…wdym I don’t get to fuck a dude?

To the mfs working Taco Bell tonight…..count yo fucking days fr

Listening to divorced dad music on my walk to class this fine Monday

Ugly women really do travel in packs

The Kid LAROI is just Juice Wrld lite

If you participating in No Nut November…… just say you get no bitches 🤣

If your girl don’t like you bein gay wit the boys, she bromophobic

Right now

An extended version of the brawl that took place at Riverfront Park in Montgomery, Alabama.

I’m the one who knocks

They blocked pornhub in Virginia 🤯 (I don’t watch porn)

Life really does come at you fast sometimes

Whoopsies I voiced my opinion a little too strongly 🙈

I need some extensive research done into the correlation between how much money you have and how much of an asshole you are because fuck rich people

Working sales has made me realize how much I hate people

When the za is za-ing >>>>

Bought a homeless man Arby’s today, God is good 🙏🏽