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@LeadingReport I can get a ferret drunk for about $3.00. How many ferrets were at this party?

BREAKING: The Department of Veterans Affairs wasted $1,079,366 in taxpayer funds on a study teaching teenage ferrets to binge drink alcohol, according to Senator Rand Paul.

@jordanbpeterson $50,000k per year? I think you over payed.

Ask yourself, parents of university students: What did your son or daughter learn for their 50000 k per year? And how long did it take for them to recover?

@HangryHippoNFT Why do you tweet at 3 am?

GM! It’s F R I D A Y 🦛🎅🏻🦛🎅🏻🦛

@cb_doge @elonmusk @DanRather I've seen morons who have never been a public figure ever with 1k followers get a blue check. It was all about having friends at Twitter and/or paying for it under the table. Who cares if Joe nobody is tweeting from a real account getting 3 likes per post?

@elonmusk @DanRather

Is Musk running Twitter like Trump ran his casinos?

@CryptoCapo_ What the fuck is profit?

I'll let you know when it's time to start taking profits.

@OrwellNGoode How the hell did 2 12 year Olds go out on a date?

@itsandreabotez Gross

Boo 👻

@tragicbirdapp I forgot the moon only appears to certain countries.

hero

@elonmusk All the people you fired lol.

Finally, the truth that carbs are amazing can be said on this platform! #FreeSpeech

@lightistic @f20visuals @art444aura @filmbox_ Why would anyone want to live anywhere else? I don't get it.

countryside nostalgia

@WatcherGuru I'm assuming this is for Americans right?

🇯🇵 Japan announces a $490 billion stimulus package to help fight inflation.

@iamraisini @elonmusk I've never heard comedy from Joe Rogan so I'm pretty sure he's safe.

@elonmusk Will you allow comedy from these guys? 1. Kanye West 2. Alex Jones 3. Donald Trump 4. Elon Musk 5. Raisini 6. Assange 7. Snowden 8. Andrew Tate 9. Dave Chapelle 10. Joe Rogan

Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦

@elonmusk Always trust the news. They know what's best for you.

@OrwellNGoode Only trust friends who make incoherent noises then?

@joerogan What if God was one of us?

Astrophysicists make observations consistent with the predictions of an alternative theory of gravity phys.org/news/2022-10-a…

@TooniesSC @TooniesSocial Can't wait till this account becomes some new NFT project.

@coinfessions Steady lad. Deploy more funds

My dad trusted me with his retirement money and I bought ETH at the pico top. Every time he asks how his money is doing I just inspect element. I take out payday loans when he wants to use the money for trips etc. I don't even know what to do at this point I'm in too deep.