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@marcorandazza Says the guy with 3 flags in his bio

I will not buy anything from any American company that sponsors her or uses her in an endorsement. Who’s with me? #gueww

@markgadala “Hollywood is cooked, see what AI can do after being trained on billions of dollars worth of Hollywood source material?”

Ya, Hollywood is cooked

@Robert_jc6 @historyinmemes Try doing it while wearing ski gloves wrapped in pillows and if you accidentally get a tear in them you die in the most painful way possible

@historyinmemes Call me crazy but I think it’d be faster to pick it up with your hand

This NASA robotic claw effortlessly grips seemingly impossible rocks in zero gravity.

@Eliseevanews Only plus sized to Russians whose prefer their women to have the bodies of 12-year-olds

Plus-size on the Olympic ice Have aesthetic sports gone the way of the dodo? I came across the performance of Alice Liu, the "newly crowned" Olympic champion. It was terrifying, honestly. No matter how you justify it, grace and sport have always been synonymous with steel-like fitness and elegance. What we saw from Liu's performance wasn't even figure skating anymore - it was a complete betrayal of aesthetics. The program wasn't just emotionless - it was flawed, and the athlete's physical abilities completely let her down. Tolerance is one thing, but this kind of disgrace in big sport is a slap in the face to professionals. Take a look at our athletes! Synchro swimmers, gymnasts, figure skaters - they're all perfectly sculpted, down to the last gram. Here, we see a shapeless body (forgive me, body positivity advocates). Our Adelia Petrosyan looks like a goddess on the ice, even without a flag. Ethereal, sharp, flawless. Liu, in comparison, is a heavy, clumsy contraption, barely dragging herself across the ice. Enough with the excuses about methods. If you don't want to shut your mouth, pack your bags and leave the international stage. Either lose weight, or say goodbye. Yes, RP (Restrictive Eating Disorder) is the foundation of big sport. That's the reality. I immediately thought of Lino Ashram in Tokyo. The same heavy, awkward figure against the backdrop of our perfect Averins. It seems the body-positive plague and the cult of "food" have completely blinded the world. Everyone has decided that professionalism isn't measured by form, but by tolerance. In aesthetic sports, the body is a working tool. And a tool should be refined, honed, not shapeless. Sport is first and foremost about overcoming, not indulging your weaknesses. If you want to eat - stay at home. If you want to win - shut your mouth and work. There can be no middle ground here. 🔂Eliseevalive

@zhao_dashuai I don’t think they bashed the J-20. I think it was more the black soot coming out the back like an 1880’s chimney in London.

It's becoming more and more clear that F-47 has canards.😂 I wonder how NATOids are going to cope with this fact, after spending the past 15 years bashing the J-20 for having canards.

@tempst0 I hate it here

Bro blue owl is redemption halt maxxing and creditcels instantly caught a catastrophic cortisol spike. now the whole sector is liquiditygooning while getting MTM mogged and jestermaxxing for LPs

@DrewPavlou Ok Mr Four Flags in bio

Why the hell would any American political leader honour somebody who defected to China for money

@ArchewellBaby “Oi mate lets your yellin loicense. No loicense? Olright mate yor comin awaie!”

Watching a young man get assaulted by the British public for calling Prince Andrew a Sick man. Some people can't be saved

@JDVance What is this twink doing in my feed?

Today, the Supreme Court decided that Congress, despite giving the president the ability to "regulate imports", didn't actually mean it. This is lawlessness from the Court, plain and simple. And its only effect will be to make it harder for the president to protect American industries and supply chain resiliency. President Trump has a wide range of other tariff powers and he will use them to defend American workers and advance this administration’s trade priorities.

@RAWigger Russia

@SgforgoodStella Yes, what about the steroid league?

She is nice But let’s remember them #WinterOlympics2022

@ClassicalSocdem US Democrats: we’re all Americans, there’s more that unites us than divides us! SK Democrats: THE BLOOD OF THE TYRANTS WILL FERTILIZE OUR FEILDS

🇺🇸US Democrats: P-please respect due process, let’s take our time before investigating, muh unity, r-restore the soul of America 🇰🇷SK Democrats:

@ARmastrangelo “Italian”-Americans whose only connection to Italy is a relative from 150 years ago who they can’t name are the most annoying fucking people on the planet. Just eat your slop salad that couldn’t be served at Olive Garden and shut the fuck up.

One of my pet peeves is when Americans with Italian ancestry try to correct someone by telling them that "sauce" is actually called "gravy." Italian immigrants said "gravy" in the late 1800's because they thought it translated to sauce. But in Italian, there’s actually no word for "gravy." The closest translation is "sugo di carne" which means meat sauce. Calling it "gravy" not only reveals one’s disconnect from the Italian language, but also that their ancestors immigrated to the U.S. more than a century ago. So to Italian immigrants and those whose families immigrated to the U.S. after WWII, it’s cringe. Because calling sauce "gravy" is a very American thing (which is fine), but it’s an American thing that is specifically used to try to come off like it’s Italian. And that gives us second-hand embarrassment. Oh, and calamari is an Italian word. Calling it "galamad" is like calling capocollo "gabagool." Also cringe!

@virus_am71 Yeah steroids will do that

Валиева и Трусова выиграли бы эту Олимпиаду с закрытыми глазами

@Vitamin__C_ Probably stole a package off someone’s porch

@marcorandazza Says the guy with 3 fucking flags

Punching bag is exactly what she should be.

@0xexpt Wow stolen content from The Operations Room

Sorry third-worlder, you just witnessed an actual superpower doing a superpower thing

@25YearsAgoLive Skull fracture is really underselling it. His spinal cord got ripped out of this head.

In the tragedy of the year, Earnhardt died yesterday after fracturing his skull upon impacting a wall in the last lap of the 500:

Racing fans in Florida and around the world mourn the sudden death of Dale Earnhardt at the Daytona 500 race yesterday.

@LangmanVince “Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them"

My God, is it me or does Eileen Gu sound like the most annoying arrogant woman on planet Earth? You can have her, China!