Why Aren't You Coding?

Hello hello, is this thing on? I wrote a book, out today! I'm afraid it's not anything to do with tech, but it's dead good. Makes a decent doorstop at the very least. amzn.to/3xN78JJ

Thanks, Google.

So this new microchip we're all getting injected into our arms... has anyone managed to make it run Doom yet?

@tomdale First sentence of that article: "$2.6 million is a pretty hefty seed round." Wow, we've come a long way.

Source: venturebeat.com/2014/02/11/for…

RIP dependencies, 1951-2014, solved by npm.

Write once, run anywhere.

Psychometrics.

Microservices.

@avdi I'l have you know that the The Agents' Collective (TAC) of Art, whose HQ is at 420 Main St, Gatlinburg and who represent many much-loved cartoonists and their most iconic creations, take issue with this statement.

I don't need AI to tell me who is most likely to commit a crime by their face. I just need it to keep "TacoFart420" with the cartoon character avatar from ever appearing in tweet replies that I can see.

Semi-Autobiographical.

Childcare.

@parasight 🤢

Ruby

And, like, I'm a huge fan of @tenderlove's work, but every time I visit that site (after I've finished disinfecting my laptop screen and eyeballs) I do have to wonder.... *why* tho?

Yes it's a real thing. No, you don't have to click. tenderlovemaking.com

Something something Goodhart's Law...

Dentist.

San Francisco

Agile.

Patterns.

@sethrosen You can spend 5% of your time working and 5% having a life, and that way you're free to spend the remaining 90% of your time on Twitter while still achieving perfect "work/life balance".

The problem with work/life balance is that it adds up to 100%.