Man Looking for a Wife

I heard that X is the "everything app", so I've created a profile on here to find my future wife and see if that's true!

@Incelfriend @defenestrat1ons IDK bro. It's almost 3 AM where I am right now... maybe more in depth with her later? We'll see where things take us

@WhyGuy069 @defenestrat1ons I really hope you two can at least talk for a bit.

my unrealistic standard for husbant: - ENTJ / INTJ personality type - nerd/crafty hobbies (making stuff) not just consumption hobbies - taller than me (ez) - can lift me - pretty eyes and brows - dom - helps me build chickencoop, raised garden beds, fences, etc

@defenestrat1ons I don't know about you, but I'm genuinely freaked out rn bro. This is like those people who run into their body double irl. How often do you think this shit happens? Also, as my twin, I want your input on the below: x.com/WhyGuy069/stat…

guys am I being gaslit

should i change my profile bio guys? it's fun having a twin and all, but i can't have people confusing me for someone else either. or accusing me of plagiarism for that matter...

Not sure whether to be freaked out or excited rn after finding out that I have a Twitter twin. But either way it's nice meeting you @defenestrat1ons!

i think we've both just met our match

@defenestrat1ons here

@defenestrat1ons this is untrue. i've just met you/figured out you exist. i can show you a recording of my bookmarks if you'd like?

I think I found the notorious bookmarker, odd

@defenestrat1ons @Incelfriend yoooooo, what the fuck?! bro, @Incelfriend, we just met today. how tf did you find an account that looks like my twin??!

@Incelfriend @WhyGuy069 this is scary as fuck

@chikanlegpiece Can't be certain yet. Send him a follow up asking him to clarify

To prove that I'm ready to be a father, I will be posting Dad Jokes regularly.

Why can't the pony sing? Because it’s a little horse

@pnzerbunny @TheRar_801 dummy

@TheRar_801 1 Million dollars

I'd like a boy to pet me while i'm sad is that too much to ask

@pnzerbunny and @LoliMossad Thanks to both of you for the inspiration behind todays log! 😆 Go give them a follow guys!

Day 6 of looking for the wife of my dreams on Twitter. Today I encountered a wild tsundere child-rabbit and her Mossad handler. The exchange was lovely. I learned many things despite being delirious from sleep deprivation, a full day of work, and the fatal comfort of a warm blanket in a cold room. The rabbit displayed several signs of aggression which, according to leading field researchers, may have actually been flirting. Unfortunately, in my weakened state, the rabbit bit off one of my legs and then tried to extort me for Robux. I fear I will not live to see Day 7. End Log.

The purpose of a husband is to pick up his wife, toss her up and down in the air a few times, and then spin her around. I yearn for a wife I can do this to

@forcefemdolphin We come from two different worlds, you and I. So close together and yet so far apart. I'm straight and you're a lesbian 🥀 alas our love was never meant to be

im single why would you yearn silently and not shoot your shot

@LoliMossad I'm just going to assume that this is you irl fr fr

@WhyGuy069 Yea, it's not 400

Face reveal at 400 followers

@pnzerbunny just remember you asked for this bunny-chan

Pls pls pls punch my tummy and hit me and beat on me and

@Incelfriend lol no, never. I'm just pumping iron and swallowing steak and milk the old fashioned way!

@WhyGuy069 Ahhh I missed that. That's noble of you lol. But please never take any drugs like steroids and shit, friend.