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fine line… oh girl…

detroit i am in you!

fourth game of the season today🧢

Men repost this while following 70 OnlyFans models, p*rn actresses, and women they’d call “low value” five minutes later

my boyfriend is updating me on his location during his road trip as if i’m not tracking him on find my friends

sometimes i think im over stranger things then an edit comes on with purple rain and i want to kill myself again

Body is tea, new job secured, bf kisses the ground that I walk on, bank account full, planning a summer trip

when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story

watching blue jays baseball

men can watch porn but women can’t have celebrity crushes

just remembered steve harrington canonically has a big dick

what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic

me to a man who wants to split the bill: i can call my dad for money & pay for us both if u need

do you guys remember when they paused the world series for the jonas brothers to play

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

hantavirus fear mongering has hit the coworker discussion sphere

uh

@NoahPasternak the fact that it happened at canada’s wonderland makes this ten times funnier

Found this photo of me as a little kid with Linus that is staged like the Nixon and Elvis meeting for some reason

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note