YZ-Guy

Kid finally got his stripes today. He got the responsibility and expectations a year ago, just not the pay or rank. I guess the Marines operate just like Corporate America, "you've been promoted, kinda sorta" I'll need to speak with him about the ink 🤨

@SoveyX You want the finest Japanese steel from Hattori Hanzō. youtu.be/rIr6rEndy0A

I probably wouldn’t put this on my résumé.

@Blueverse01 Show me the receipts for the calculations, or are these numbers just the ones you pulled out of your arse

BREAKING: Record-breaking number of Liberal Americans are applying for UK citizenship. What are your thoughts on this?

@francesafetytra "What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?" pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?

@Nobunny333 Obviously the Internet is a failed venture, and we just need to turn it off now.

Boomers, come get your guy 😮‍💨

@Chifourmii @grok

@grok pourquoi cette histoire pourrait mal se finir ?

Je ne vois pas un seul scénario dans lequel ça peut bien se finir

@TaraBull I watch Mexican weather forecasts. I'd approach the apocalypse with a can do attitude. youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg

A cold front has swept through South Texas, bringing nippy temperatures

@RockNRoLL_85 Not even the same genre dumbass

Is “Smoke On The Water” by Deep Purple a better song than “Whipping Post” by The Allman Brothers?

@TheBritishIntel Trump is fixin' to take that shit and give it to Milei. Charlie can complain to Mecca

🚨 CHILE SIDES WITH ARGENTINA ON THE FALKLANDS Chile has officially declared its support for Argentina’s claim over the Falkland Islands. This came in a joint statement after a meeting between the two countries’ leaders. The Falklands are British territory - defended with British blood in 1982. Now more countries are openly testing us because they sense weakness in London. Britain must make it crystal clear: The Falklands are ours and will remain ours forever.

@cosyposter This is why I stick to meth. Meth has all the chems a body needs.

@balancedoutt @uncledoomer youtu.be/MoN9ql6Yymw

@balancedoutt @uncledoomer youtu.be/KdIhq1tb8Co?t=…

its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad

@uncledoomer I play geetar so I rarely listen to the primadonna soy boy prancing around like a girl vocalist, but just imagine my shock when I first learned what the lyrics were about.

@LockerSnot @TexasPharmD @kampagnepapi I love it here. Close enough to Big D to enjoy its benefits, far enough away to not have its problems. The lake is a huge bonus.

@TexasPharmD @kampagnepapi That place is actually dope and the lake/res is so pretty

he must not have heard about White Settlement

@TexasPharmD @kampagnepapi Then there is Cut and Shoot Texas

@kampagnepapi Or Gun Barrel City

@mitchlafon @Photomusicrock They also earned the right to retire and bang hot chicks in Pattaya. youtu.be/bdwM0y6tasc

@Photomusicrock Oh, stop it. Working musicians have a right to earn a living.

Did we reach a new low? Lynyrd Skynyrd and Foreigner announce a 2026 North American joint tour. Neither band has any original members in their current touring lineups.

@REMASCULATE who is he?

RESPECT! A job is a job. And he’s still doing what he loves.

@SouthDallasFood paper towel thingys

No way I’m putting tam-poons in my food.

@AsianDawn4 She sounds smarter with a di€k in her mouth

Boba liberals are some of the most vile, evil, and dumbest people around "Whiteness loves turning activism into performance"

@putang13791 @USArmyVet88 @Real_Ames

@USArmyVet88 @Real_Ames Be carful she can hear your comment

I’m not even trying to be rude… I’m genuinely curious. How do ears get that big? Is it genetic? A condition? Something that develops over time? Because I’ve never seen anything like it and now I need answers. Like… is this rare or have I just been living under a rock?? 🤔