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Resting my head on a bug girls lap as she runs her chitinious fingers through my hair would fundamentally change me for the better.

@tropotropotropo If betrayal was meant to be so palatable, the Devil himself would be sat next to God.

Why do people get so over the top upset about NTR

@Cthulhucachoo Mary? The VIRGIN Mary?

Christians when reading about how old Mary was when she gave birth to their lord and saviour

@PubbyChuu ⁉️😭Oh no!😭💢💢

@Whydoesthissite Boo!!

Lolis are here to stay abwa >:3

@noshichama 10/10, would bau bau, dogs are man’s best friend.

i want fuwawa and mococo abyssgard to sandwich me with a tight hug and whisper into my ears that everything is going to be okay

@elfinpsyop @ShitpostRock Based. But I can appreciate a lil somethin’ ya know

@SuckCowgirlTits Then I’m forcing you, they’re called proshippers because they are anti-antishippers. Antishipping is a weird purity thing about policing the media that you consume.

I have no idea what proshipping is and I refuse to learn late zoomer lingo

@Beo_Arctodus God I wish

Why are people saying twitter reveals your location now? How do I disable this???

@Acceletor4882 Half of these characters aren’t black

Ratio

@elfinpsyop The inability to distinguish reality and fiction is usually associated with a low IQ. You can fill in the rest.

@Manga_Head @basedbinkie @PancreasNo That’s 5

@basedbinkie @PancreasNo You misspelled stormcast big muscle mommy.

Elf wife wife

@globalpharmacy @JoanieD56266 @honeymoon250 They like a cold vacation

@JoanieD56266 @honeymoon250 See them in Canada too

China has the panda, Australia has the kangaroo. What does your country have?

@HoodGuard We are, look at Bo7 sales lol.

Damn Gen Z, fight back lmao.

@romtaah22744 @Slonk01 “Guys” in armor I guess. Thats all you need to be a Spartan

@Slonk01 Seriously now, what's even a Spartan by this point?

Even the damn robots can’t just be robots, they have to be Spartans

@Tyrannicswine97 @Slonk01 Because, officially, humanity and Arbiters elites are allies. So much so that elites have designed Mjolnir variants.

@Slonk01 Why would the UNSC create a robot that looks like an elite? Yeah scare the civilians with a robot that looks like the aliens that wanted to genocide the human race. At least try to think about this from a logical halo universe perspective

@ShitpostGate Ah you bitch

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@SgdBenjamin Then he ducked when Arbiter called him out to fight

Atriox after kicking a Spartan 2 ass twice...

@WalterRQThe3rd @ShitpostRock Then the tanks actually straight up have an invincibility button, Mass CC, and buffs that let your guns fire “holocaust-per-second” damage at the speed of creation.

@ShitpostRock Then you have Warframe where the DPS either has overguard or just builds shield gating so theyre functionally imvincible and the health tanks just implode past a certain level

@coolb_art @SlyPerformer Because her mother is even smaller 😭😭😭

@SlyPerformer Bro carrying the entire library in that backpack her mom probably lives in that backpack